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Joined May 2021
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It's just football mate😭😭😭
Arsenal fans, how does it feel to be the smallest dick fans in the entire world. Most plastic club in the Premier League. TikTok generation ass club. Algorithm ass, mainstream choice. Matcha sipping, new kit every season. Half your fanbase exists because they want to feel included in UK football culture outside of a World Cup or just because they liked a few KSI videos back before he was washed. Absolute nothing club.
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We won in the most rage bait way too 😭😭
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“drop the big names” being your £350M midfield lool
arsenal can’t build up at all🤣🤣🤣 as soon as maresca has the balls to drop the big names, we’ll walk this league
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And that win is for, Lokonga and Tavares 🫶🏾
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Space merchant, always been.
Barcola 1v1 threat against a settled block is almost non-existent.
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We got battered in the first half but Liverpool are ass. It was all kick and run. They just overpowered us. Zero resources in front of goal and their defense is poo.
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Liverpool’s defense is absolute pooo btw My shit attack actually looked like scoring going forward lmaoo
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Even Bruno G who can normally shoot is hesitating
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We will need Saliba ASAP
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I would take off øde and tzolis for MLS and Eze
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We tend to give high pressing teams way too much respect. This is what happened vs Brighton too. They press us high, we fail to punish in our moments, then they get even more aggressive. No team would press you like this while shipping goals.
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Bro we’re getting brutally mogged, this is ugly. Just messing up simple actions and paying the high price.
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Worst game I’ve ever seen from Ødegaard. Completely overrun and overpowered. Overthinking passes and constantly getting caught off guard.
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Utter and total complete failure to control the game by Ødegaard and Bruno. I am in disbelief
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This Nyoni kid should be on a yellow btw, plays absolutely nasty
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Eze's stocks are in the fucking gutter lmao This Tzolis brother hasn't even trained for 3 days lol
🟡 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 🔵 Your Gunners, representing north London 👊 🤝 @deel

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Kante has every right to sit on table 1 as one of the best midfielders of all time, but people like others’ playstyles more so you don’t hear his name come up in that convo as much as it should. You could make a genuine argument that Kante is the most needlemoving midfielder ever
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Villa away nearly tanked his PR
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Casuals can actually see the reality with players like him so well. They're not aware of this jargon. You do get trapped in the middle of the bell curve at some point the more you watch, but then you're set free of it again at some point
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People overcomplicate so much with players like Havertz. There's no need for fancy esoteric viewpoint like space interpertator space invader raumdeuter intelligent facilitator. Can he ball? No. He's dogwater.
Kai havertz will continue to be a litmus test.
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