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We won in the most rage bait way too 😭😭
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And that win is for, Lokonga and Tavares 🫶🏾
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I would take off øde and tzolis for MLS and Eze
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Kante has every right to sit on table 1 as one of the best midfielders of all time, but people like others’ playstyles more so you don’t hear his name come up in that convo as much as it should. You could make a genuine argument that Kante is the most needlemoving midfielder ever
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Casuals can actually see the reality with players like him so well. They're not aware of this jargon. You do get trapped in the middle of the bell curve at some point the more you watch, but then you're set free of it again at some point
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People overcomplicate so much with players like Havertz. There's no need for fancy esoteric viewpoint like space interpertator space invader raumdeuter intelligent facilitator. Can he ball? No. He's dogwater.
Kai havertz will continue to be a litmus test.
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🚨Arteta on his reaction to Max Dowman during the game: 'We spoke about it before the game. You have to understand the context. We’re not in Disneyland, we’re in the Premier League.'
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I remember they killed me for this. They think Kai is world class because he scores tap ins from spammed crosses. We sacrifice SakaNelli goals to make Kai our main scorer and look at what we get...
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I think Lewandowski was better than Kane tbh. neither proved to have that consistent clutch gene the greats have though, that's another reason why Benz is in another tier to them. did it as a side piece apart of generational front 3 then did it again as the main man, consistently
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Dowman forcing the messi palaver. Get the ball and cross it in.
I don’t even particularly like Gyokeres but he literally has 0 (ZERO) service from the wings
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Havertz has single handedly knocked us out of cup games against Newcastle, United, and now Fleetwood. Unreal bro
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Merino injured cus no way his ass is getting a rest
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Curious why Poch's name isn't being mentioned around the United job. Empowers players. Great at developing younger talent. Great at getting players fit. Press-first approach. School of Bielsa and bit Iraola in how he likes his team's to attack. US job showed his ability to bait + accelerate in current tactical meta. PL proven. He'd be my pick if Carrick were to go.
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Recognised for his incredible humanitarian work ❤️ The 2026 Socrates Award winner - Bukayo Saka 💫

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I will never understand the vitriol he receives- geniunely the most unproblematic and consummate professional. Bukayo you’re a legendary for your gifts & a legend for who you are.
🚨🚨🎙️| Bukayo Saka delivers an emotional speech after winning the 2026 Sócrates Award! ❤️🏆 Saka shared the story of 14-year-old Biringiro from Rwanda, whose eyesight was restored thanks to the charity Big Shoe. Reading Biringiro's message: “When I was 12, I started losing my sight. My village has no electricity and as my eyesight got worse, even moving around my home became difficult.” “Then thanks to Big Shoe, I received the eye care that I needed. Today, I can read the blackboard even from the back of the classroom.” “I can enjoy being a child again. For the first time in a long time, I'm excited about my future. I want to become an English teacher one day.” Saka on helping children: “We know how it feels to be a child and having a ball at your feet and how much joy you have.” “Every time I have the opportunity to help another kid have that feeling again, that's important to me.” “It's an honour to be here, and it's an honour to receive this award. On behalf of all the children we've been able to help, thank you.” ❤️
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🚨🚨🎙️| Bukayo Saka delivers an emotional speech after winning the 2026 Sócrates Award! ❤️🏆 Saka shared the story of 14-year-old Biringiro from Rwanda, whose eyesight was restored thanks to the charity Big Shoe. Reading Biringiro's message: “When I was 12, I started losing my sight. My village has no electricity and as my eyesight got worse, even moving around my home became difficult.” “Then thanks to Big Shoe, I received the eye care that I needed. Today, I can read the blackboard even from the back of the classroom.” “I can enjoy being a child again. For the first time in a long time, I'm excited about my future. I want to become an English teacher one day.” Saka on helping children: “We know how it feels to be a child and having a ball at your feet and how much joy you have.” “Every time I have the opportunity to help another kid have that feeling again, that's important to me.” “It's an honour to be here, and it's an honour to receive this award. On behalf of all the children we've been able to help, thank you.” ❤️
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Best CB itw tied with ‘2026 Mane’ and below a man called ‘Quinones’ This award really is hilarious
Equally ranked at the 29th place of the 2026 Ballon d’Or William Saliba @Arsenal @equipedefrance #ballondor
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Away and home games are two different sports in the PL, so you think they would’ve played like that against Arsenal at the Emirates??
Brighton played like their life depended on it against Arsenal btw. Look at this cheap Isak goal nitter.cf/LowResReplays/status/2…
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One of the best in the world.
Martin Ødegaard vs Everton (H)
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Honestly, 10/10
Another phenomenal performance, shame he didn't get a G/A though
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