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Garden Variety Woman

@Stephamaybe

a dime a dozen

 Lying in the grass in ATX
Joined September 2012
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.@mithkiiOct 29
Obsessed with going into severe credit card debt then bailing myself out twice a year to prove I still got it
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allison!@lazyhoesOct 29
this is what it feels like when you’ve had one too many drinks and you’re trying to find the bathroom at a restaurant you’ve never been to
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@omgsidewalksOct 30
What on earth IS IT about the way the sun hits the trees around 4 PM in late October?! It’s like somebody opens a little door to your childhood for approximately three seconds. And then it’s gone again.
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erika@yeeeerikaOct 30
a haunted house but every room has a project manager asking for a status update
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Nothing has pleased me more than watching you idiots predict the end of the world for the last fucking 16 years. One more ZeroHedge article will do it
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BarryRoland19
@BarryRoland19Oct 29
Just heard from a source that every business in the country except for maybe 3 or 4 are declaring bankruptcy (either chapter 7 or 11) in the next 6-12 months. Buckle up.
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i make beats ✞@DonDadaNYCOct 29
She gon be an English breakfast
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@PopBaseOct 29
Heidi Klum’s hints for her 2026 Halloween costume.
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Frac Sand PETE
@RealPETE2020Oct 29
Bruh
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Luke
@luke_pighettiOct 29
let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the... 🥁🥁 apnews.com/article/prices-pe…
FTC orders Walmart, Delta and others to share how they use personal data to set prices and pay

FTC orders Walmart, Delta and others to share how they use personal data to set prices and pay

The U.S. Federal Trade Commission is ordering Delta Air Lines, Walmart and other companies to provide detailed information on how they use consumers’ data when they are setting prices.

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Antonio@dreadheadmonkOct 28
binge watching the moon
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lucas gelfond
@gucaslelfondOct 28
marathons are goalslop. yuppies will do anything to replace the thrill of receiving letter grades
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CBS Austin@cbsaustinOct 29
#NEW: A man dressed like a zombie stabbed two people Wednesday night at a southeast Austin coffee shop, leaving one of them in critical condition, police said. cbsaustin.com/news/local/man…
Man in zombie costume stabs 2 at Austin coffee shop, police say

Man in zombie costume stabs 2 at Austin coffee shop, police say

A man dressed like a zombie stabbed two people Wednesday night at a southeast Austin coffee shop, leaving one of them in critical condition, police said.The sta

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Mike 🇺🇲
@VegasMike27Oct 29
The Red Baron employee who was "pranked" (harassed) has been found! He is Walt Z from Michigan. GoFundMe will be giving him the money directly. gofundme.com/f/support-a-har…
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over explaining is a form of begging
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union thug@wellrestedpizzaOct 28
I sat my white ass down, and listened
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Hes got a couple good points tbh
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Liberty Lyss
@liberty_lyssOct 28
I’m missing the laptop… What else?
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Bunkie Perkins@BunkiePerkinsOct 28
Shreveport has never been described more beautifully
Arkansas Times (@ArkTimes) profile pictureArkansas Times@ArkTimesOct 28
Northwestern Louisiana offers up good eats and sexy museums by day, and smoky, ruinous vice by night. arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/2…
Good art, great food, zero pretension: A road trip to Shreveport - Arkansas Times

Good art, great food, zero pretension: A road trip to Shreveport - Arkansas Times

Northwestern Louisiana offers up good eats and sexy museums by day, and smoky, ruinous vice by night.

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Kyle Smith
@rkylesmithOct 28
Film Snobbery is so weird because it leads to self-identification as a person of taste because you’ve…seen a film. Not accomplished anything, just…watched something. Watching a movie is not a skill. You don’t get a trophy. No one cares.
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Minister 🔮
@MinisterrOct 27
Never give up
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Hikikomori@Hkkmr11001Oct 28
I just talked to an insider He says he hasn't gone outside in months
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