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memes and political shit. pc gamer 🎮

Washington, DC
Joined October 2019
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Eu super entendo a Wanda Maximoff eu tbm criaria uma realidade onde sou feliz e amado
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ITS ALWAYS A LEGEND AND NEVER THAT FAT ORANGE FUCK
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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those are 2 different skill sets
gay guys be stripping on twitter then get anxiety writing an email
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What that dirty bitch Tamara saw after every show #H3 #H3H3 #EthanKlein
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Average player from the united states as soon as they hear my latin accent in overwatch
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your monkey not open like hers
I love gay Halloween bc wdym ur Lisa Rinna dancing on the table at Andy Cohen’s baby shower 👄
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"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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successfully tricked the guy that ghosted me into liking me again so i can ghost him this time around
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hila mid ride
Hila Klein needs to get her lick back and fuck Hasan Piker RAW
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saw a straight girl squeezing her boyfriend’s ass oh you know that queen gets her nails painted
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POV you’re trying to eat in my apartment
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jessica lange filming episode 12 #ahs13
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quando vc termina com o seu nada
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Reminder that the person that turned in Luigi got fired and never got the reward
JUST IN: FBI releases surveillance images of a man suspected of throwing a Molotov cocktail at a ICE building in Atlanta, offering up to $20,000 for information.
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"we should charge people by the hour for the games they pla-"
Xbox Cloud Gaming introductory launch pricing revealed: -10hrs for $3.99 -25hrs for $7.99 -50hrs for $11.99 news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/10/…
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everyone is in a fucking open relationship… OPEN THE SCHOOLS AND CLOSE THE RELATIONSHIPS!!!
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Broke up with someone I care deeply about and then went to work and immediately got fired
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Okay well tell Scott to make all domestic flights on United, under $300 since he so worried about the people
United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby tells the New York Times that "wealth inequality has become a danger to our society" and must be addressed. "We should have a national wealth tax... we should have inheritance taxes that get close to 100 percent at some level. I would pay them." (nytimes.com/2026/10/18/busin…)
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i miss her
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