Dave Portnoy is a huge loser tonight, and it’s a great thing. Barstool is a scourge on society and so uncool now—their fan base is 38 year old dudes who live in staid condos & bet on their phones. They wear sweatpants all day & order DoorDash for most meals. Sad group overall.

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Hamilton Bones · Nov 2, 2026 · 9:47 AM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeNov 2

NYLO

@Nylo_HosieryOct 31

Sheer pantyhose, made for men. Designed in California.

Hamilton Bones · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:24 PM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeOct 27

Patrick Elderly

Ballislife.com

@BallislifeOct 26

Class of 2028 guard Hamza Musa is a BUCKET 😤😤

Hamilton Bones · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:22 PM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeOct 27

Riveting stuff. Cool people.

Barstool Sports

@barstoolsportsOct 27

Johnny Manziel is Evan Thompson's hall pass

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Hamilton Bones · Oct 26, 2026 · 2:37 PM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeOct 26

Whenever a microphone is in front of him - Jalen Brown has turned into Angel Reese. Did not see that coming.

Hamilton Bones · Oct 25, 2026 · 1:16 PM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeOct 25

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefterOct 25

Steelers look ready:

Hamilton Bones · Oct 15, 2026 · 2:16 AM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeOct 15

These two party.

Joel Berry

@JoelWBerryOct 14

Woke 2 is shaping up to be absolutely glorious

Hamilton Bones · Oct 12, 2026 · 8:14 PM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeOct 12

I can only assume that MEGA TALENT Dan Levy has disavowed his father for his involvement in a film that normalized the recording and broadcasting of a sexual act, with a minor from another country. Right? #hero

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Hamilton Bones · Oct 11, 2026 · 6:33 PM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeOct 11

That’s the Ghost of Kiev

Monsieur Flâneur

@FlaneurMonsieurOct 10

Oh these Quebec folk songs keep getting better and better! Who could have imagined Québécois music going viral on the X timeline? This beautiful kind of rustic village music is well overdue for a comeback!

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Hamilton Bones · Oct 10, 2026 · 3:42 PM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeOct 10

The Texans are stupid

Hamilton Bones · Oct 4, 2026 · 11:44 PM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeOct 4

Impressive how many “cool guy” stories he has in the nfl for being in it for barely 2 seasons.

katsu

@katsuxbtOct 3

Johnny Manziel says he and Josh Gordon would sneak out of the team hotel at 5 a.m. on game days to smoke and play FIFA "I would set an alarm if we had a game day at, like, noon or whatever it was. I would leave the team hotel at 5:00am. Me and JG [Josh Gordon] would walk from downtown Cleveland hotel we were at to my building." "We would go to my building. We would turn FIFA on and we would rip the f*cking bong all morning and smoke a blunt." "And he would go play some snaps or he would be suspended and wouldn't be playing, and I was the backup and I ain't never touched the field one time after doing that."

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Hamilton Bones · Oct 4, 2026 · 7:01 PM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeOct 4

Wow. Hard hitting stuff Mutt.

Mike Mutnansky

@MikeMutnanskyOct 4

I love Drake Maye - and some real signs of his 2025 MVP form in the first half. Pats are in this game … But man some tough plays And I’m probably alone, but that last interception was a fluke - but also not a good throw

Hamilton Bones · Oct 4, 2026 · 7:00 PM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeOct 4

Joe Brady gameday outfit looks like he works the counter at a deli in Secaucus.

Hamilton Bones · Sep 28, 2026 · 5:17 PM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeSep 28

Hi - Mr Kraft I have Drake Maye’s agent on the line… you missed the monthly check in call.

Hamilton Bones · Sep 28, 2026 · 11:14 AM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeSep 28

I’ve watched this 25 times this am. Drake Maye is Carson Wentz part deaux. Mike Vrabel neutered is Rich Kotite.

i like food

@messedupfoodsSep 28

Bro didn’t even taste it 😭😭

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Hamilton Bones · Sep 27, 2026 · 5:31 PM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeSep 27

Did Jared Wilson rub the ball on his grundle?

Hamilton Bones · Sep 20, 2026 · 5:21 PM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeSep 20

Local pats beat writers punching air

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Hamilton Bones · Sep 18, 2026 · 9:51 AM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeSep 18

Nice sunglasses dumbass

Awful Announcing

@awfulannouncingSep 18

"We're not playing in Australia ever again, I hope." - Rams head coach Sean McVay 🏈🎙️ #NFL (h/t: @SportsCentralLA; @CBSLosAngeles)

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Hamilton Bones · Sep 17, 2026 · 10:07 AM UTC

Hamilton Bones@StopHamelTimeSep 17

If you pay attention - Dan Lebetard and his merry band of ticklers grift just as hard as that dork from Outkick or the former Ball State offensive lineman who’s scared of Joy Taylor.