Mainly in this money pit of subhuman interaction called Twitter for the jokes and laughing at thinly veiled bigots. MPS w/ emph. in IR
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See ya, Hank! Hope you're getting your fill in a version of hell so gruesome & twisted, it would make the Marquis de Sade sick to his stomach.
A classic, discovered by @KenSilverstein1 when he was a correspondent in Brazil. It had a caption something like, “Henry Kissinger at a conference in Rio yesterday."
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NEW: Sen. Angus King leaks to The New York Times that he hasn't spoken to Susan Collins in months and that his staff has been instructed to let Collins take credit for things that help Maine if that's what it takes to get a good policy outcome! #MEpolitics
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I don’t think King does this unless he’s pretty confident he’s not going to have to work with this woman anymore
NEW: Sen. Angus King leaks to The New York Times that he hasn't spoken to Susan Collins in months and that his staff has been instructed to let Collins take credit for things that help Maine if that's what it takes to get a good policy outcome! #MEpolitics
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WELKER: Is a vote for a Republican candidate a vote for the Trump agenda?
TIM SCOTT: There's no doubt -- President Trump has said himself that the midterm election is about him
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Iran strikes damaged or destroyed US air defenses, aircraft and buildings on over two dozen Mideast bases, an AP analysis finds. apnews.com/article/iran-war-…
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I do think this is her play. She’s profoundly miscalculated however bc her blatant ratfucking will make her toxic to Democratic voters who would crawl over broken glass to beat MAGA and also bc Abdul is going to win in spite of her vile efforts.
Haley Stevens fiance tells the NYT: "I think she can run for the United States Senate again if she wants to."
Elissa Slotkin is 50 and serving her first term. Abdul El-Sayed is 42. If he wins, the two will likely represent Michigan in the Senate for a long time.
A Mike Rogers win, however, would be an opening for a Stevens comeback in six years.
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“What’s the crime being alleged?”
“You’re assuming there is a crime.”
“It’s a criminal investigation.”
“Right.”🙃
🤡 🎪 #Alaska
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🚨 WOW: Rep. Jim Himes reveals to Ben Meiselas that lawmakers have WAR-GAMED potential Election Day chaos involving Elon Musk.
Himes warns Musk has the power to manipulate social media algorithms and spread false voting claims that could provoke armed groups to show up at polling places.
“I'm looking at you here, Elon Musk...We're watching very closely.”
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In this story JD shares that he panicked & took his kid to the emergency room when he was totally fine. Instead of being relieved by that good news he got upset that there are translators in the hospital helping the sick. This must’ve been before he was Catholic.
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threatening to overturn the election like this is a far, far bigger scandal than anything Peltola did, and the fact that the media refuses to treat it as such is embarrassing but not surprising
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We have a loved one scheduled to be on this flight. He will be killed if he’s returned to the Taliban. He supported the US mission in Afghanistan. He has broken no laws. He came here legally. Seeking asylum should not be a death sentence.
Breaking News: The Trump administration has detained dozens of Afghan immigrants in Louisiana — including relatives of those who helped the U.S. military — and plans to deport them to Afghanistan, according to U.S. officials. nyti.ms/4jPVvrw
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ICE violently takes man into custody in NoHo, points gun at bystander, video shows
abc7ne.ws/BKm5uO
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Whoa!
WHOA! Texas MOM tells JD Vance her DAUGHTER received a letter telling her TO TRANSITION TO A BOY 🤯
Vice President @JDVance: “Talk to our staff because I’d like the Department of Justice to investigate that.” 🇺🇸🔥
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Abdul El-Sayed: “The worst of the Big Ugly Bill hasn’t even hit yet. They knew it would be so disastrous to working people that they didn’t actually make it take effect until after the midterms. In January, Medicaid cuts, ACA subsidy cuts, all of that is gonna get worse. It’s about to be a nuclear bomb that goes off on our healthcare system”
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This is possibly the reason the White House stopped posting the transcripts of Trump's remarks.
If you read them, you realize very quickly that he is out of his mind.
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EL-SAYED: RFK JR. was in town this week. He said that the 500 million Arabs in the world had never contributed anything to science. But to be fair, he is an expert on people who never contributed anything to science.
He didn't bother to show up when 8000 people were infected by the shit lettuce. But he wants to come here and lecture you about potentially electing and arab-american to the U.S. Senate
My guy has zero doctorates. I have two of them
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Putin joins the First Lady in celebrating the Oleshky truce by slaughtering 14 unsuspecting civilians who were just waiting for their train in Dnipro today. rferl.org/a/oleshky-ukraine-…
THE CEASEFIRE HAS COMMENCED
The ceasefire between Ukraine and Russia took effect at 4:00am Moscow time on October 27, 2026.
Timing was accelerated two days ahead of schedule to protect the safety of civilians and to facilitate the delivery of critical humanitarian aid. The ceasefire’s geographic area has expanded beyond Oleshky, within the Kherson Region, to provide safe passage for the humanitarian convoys.
General Valery Gerasimov, Joint Chief of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces has confirmed.
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Can Melania swing by Dnipro and help collect body parts? Thanks.
Putin joins the First Lady in celebrating the Oleshky truce by slaughtering 14 unsuspecting civilians who were just waiting for their train in Dnipro today. rferl.org/a/oleshky-ukraine-…
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For those of you mercifully confused by this and her whole... thing, Nicki Minaj wants two things: a pardon for her brother (who was convicted of sexually abusing an 11 year old girl in New York State, a pardon that can only be granted by the governor) and a pardon for her husband (he didn't register as a sex offender in California, a federal offense, which can only be pardoned by the President.)
