Superachi 🌸✨🏳️‍⚧️

I hav a fucjing uh. Peanits

Literally soooo easy to get your hands on DIY HRT, don’t know why people make such a big deal about it

Really excited about the permanent black spots in your eyes as you get older that nobody told me about. Yeah it’s rlly cool that it apparently never goes away. Looking forward to getting real cozy with the dark spot that wizzes across my vision every time i decide to move my eyes

I have got to get hotter immediately

Just dropped it from a 4 foot height onto the cold hard stone of my garage. Feeling utterly euphoric. If it's gonna stop working after only 2 print-jobs it's gonna be by my own fucking hand who needs therapy this is my emotional support abuse-printer i hate this fucking thing

Just kicked the shit out of my malfunctioning printer and it felt really good ngl. God's most evil machine

Been thinking about it and I feel like most of my problems would be fixed by dying my hair again.

One time while playing Titanfall 2 one guy in text chat called another guy a faxxot, and they simply responded by saying their own username. I’ll never forget: Some Guy: You’re a fucking faxxot for using [gun] I hope you know that Glisso55: Glisso55

I miss when fuel pumps didn’t talk to me

I don’t understand why when the court orders a name change and it’s stored on their records they can’t just, tell the DOL and SSA. What do you mean they need me there in person to see the document? Just fax the fucking courthouse it’s like a half mile away. jesus

Was being miserable in bed and then remembered I live with the most amazing girl in the world and I gotta lock in, then proceeded to clean the entire room do the laundry and take a shower

You ever see a draft you have no memory of ever saving?

Girlfriend’s 5 year old niece last night told me I have a pretty voice. When I tell you I almost cried.

What should I make a youtube video about?

Father took me out to $70 filet mignon for my birthday and unfortunately it was (without hyperbole) the best thing I have ever tasted and I will be spending the rest of my life chasing that high, doomed to never reach it.

Maybe my life is a little chungus but maybe that’s okay

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