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Today the Southport Inquiry published its findings.
I’m not talking about the agencies right now.
I’m talking about his parents.
Because somebody fucking has to.
I’m a former detective. 21 yrs in the force, I know what I’m looking at🧵👇
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Who should be the next PM of Britain?
50%Farage
20%Polanski
20%Starmer
10%Badenoch
17,113 votes • Final results Susan retweeted
BREAKING: British citizens have gathered outside Manchester’s Islamic Centre during a vigil held for Iran’s Ali Khamenei.
The crowd is dancing to Trump’s YMCA. 🔥
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Can everyone help find Ryan, a serving soldier from Catterick garrison. Went missing after a night out in Selby on February 14th
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Winston Churchill " we will fight them on the beaches"
Keir starmer "we welcome them on the beaches"
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Greens take Gorton #Satire Starmer has words with Burnham. @PatrickChristys #gbnews #Brexit #ReformUK
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BREAKING NEWS UPDATE; A Go Fund Me Appeal to help raise funds to Replace two Marble Angels Deliberately damaged either side of James Bulgars Grave has reached £4,500 in just hours but will cost in Excess £10,000; come on folks let’s all chip in & help out👇🙏
Please Share/Retweet £👇👍
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It’s the charity single almost nobody asked for, and even fewer would publicly admit to supporting, but in the warped theatre of Westminster, you suspect a few on the Labour side might.
Here’s Keir, Mandy and Andy with “Free Peter Mandelson.”
{Satire / parody}
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Keir Starmer is the undisputed King of U-turns, never has a Prime Minister reversed course so often, so quickly.
Here’s our Keir with a Johnny Cash classic:
{satire}
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Folks let me tell you about X Followers; @EssexPR & I have about 550,000 between us so to hit 100,000 ✍️for our Petition should be a piece of piss Eh? Not so; not All followers engage Most in fact don’t! The Loyal ones always shine plus not all our posts are read by ALL; we will absolutely soldier on🤷♂️👍🙏
Folks @EssexPR & I📞most days on👇petition I can’t lie we’re STUNNED it hasn’t hit 100,000 Yet🤷♂️
That doesn’t mean that we are Not grateful to those who have✍️👏
Introduce 5yr Min Sentence for unlawfully carrying Knife 3yrs Juveniles - Petitions petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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What this petition is demanding, will create safer streets for your kids and your grandkids… yet we are only on 39,000 / 100,000
THIS WILL SAVE LIVES 🔪 🚫
PLEASE SHARE
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Hey big accounts, celebs, politicians etc…
Would be nice if you could share this and help me and Norman to try and enact change that would make the streets safer for our kids & grandkids.
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It’s Keir Starmer vs Donald Trump in ‘Stupid Politics’.
President Trump calls the UK’s Chagos Islands deal an act of “great stupidity,” leaving Keir recoiling as the President dances all over him.
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Robert Jenrick outlined his reasons for joining Reform UK earlier today after being kicked out of the Conservative Party by Kemi Badenoch, but you may have missed the rap that followed.
Here’s Robert with ‘Broken by Both’
{satire}
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It’s Nigel Farage, Richard Tice and Lee Anderson performing Fix Up Britain.
At this point, even the BBC must be considering them for Top Gear.
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BREAKING NEWS; Tonight @DavidLammy has released his Christmas CD; here👇is his song on the the A side; the B side is his own version of the Elvis Presley’s ‘Jail House Rock Hit’ ie >’I went to a party at the County Jail’ > ‘But the Jail was empty’👇🤷♂️