It’s Colorado’s own woke soapbox queen, Rep. Brittany Pettersen clutching her baby like a golden ticket to moral superiority while spewing empty platitudes in Congress. Because apparently, no woman in politics has ever balanced motherhood and leadership until Saint Brittany waddled in with a diaper bag and a press release. She’s not making history she’s making theatrics. Using her newborn like a political accessory, like she’s the only human to juggle parenting and a job. Hey Brittany, millions of moms do it every damn day without a personal camera crew, a taxpayer-funded salary, or some virtue-signaling sob story about needing to vote from the nursery.. This isn’t about progress it’s about narcissism. She’s not pioneering anything; she’s performing. And we’re all sick of the act.