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Genius. Thousandaire. Playboy. Swordguy.

Sacramento, CA
Joined February 2013
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I love seeing mutuals who never interact with me here slowly, but surely, bite off my new style. I will always be here for you to follow. I will always be your influencer.
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This is fun to watch and never gets old for a few reasons, but mostly because, for men, getting a nice young woman to laugh uncontrollably ranks right up there with crushing your enemies and seeing them driven before you.
Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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I can’t believe I met my future wife at work today.
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Hey who tf is bookmarking these?
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Do I know anyone who could program a google search redirect site?
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october 31st might be halloween for YOU but for me its the day gojo satoru was sealed n everything started going downhill so nothing is really funny
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Can’t believe I met the love of my life racing go karts at work today.
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Okay, maybe not this time.
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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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I hear the green screen calling my name.
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im at a point in my life where i might have to go Mahoraga help me
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The H3 Podcast was CumTown for people who were ejected from their friend groups by unanimous vote
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Why is this bookmarked?!?!?!
Hey if anyone finds this account cause they did a little snooping: No you didn’t.
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Realizing (Don’t ask why) that I’m built like a Vape Nation-era Ethan Klein without the cake is the best wake up call I may have ever gotten. Thank you Ethan.
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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Hey if anyone finds this account cause they did a little snooping: No you didn’t.
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a FGC streamer just gooned to me on stream for 3 minutes straight and then his girlfriend walked in on him doing it now he’s in his discord server telling everyone to report me
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Reposting my favorite Looney Tunes meme in memory of Eric Bauza
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Can’t believe I met my future wife at work today.
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I still remember when everyone was doing the Foghorn Leghorn voice over memes and Eric Bauza joined in on the fun to roast Vegeta I’m gonna miss him
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