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Genius. Thousandaire. Playboy. Swordguy.

Sacramento, CA
Joined February 2013
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This is fun to watch and never gets old for a few reasons, but mostly because, for men, getting a nice young woman to laugh uncontrollably ranks right up there with crushing your enemies and seeing them driven before you.
Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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october 31st might be halloween for YOU but for me its the day gojo satoru was sealed n everything started going downhill so nothing is really funny
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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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im at a point in my life where i might have to go Mahoraga help me
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The H3 Podcast was CumTown for people who were ejected from their friend groups by unanimous vote
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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a FGC streamer just gooned to me on stream for 3 minutes straight and then his girlfriend walked in on him doing it now he’s in his discord server telling everyone to report me
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Reposting my favorite Looney Tunes meme in memory of Eric Bauza
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I still remember when everyone was doing the Foghorn Leghorn voice over memes and Eric Bauza joined in on the fun to roast Vegeta I’m gonna miss him
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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I forgot niggas drove cyber trucks until I just saw one. Them hoes really ugly as hell. Tomb Raider titties on 22s.
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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Just sent an email to the stadium next to my house asking them to please turn the bass down
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I told this ngga i feel roaches for him not butterflies, he gone say that's fine it's hard to get rid of roaches 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Cheers to my evil wife, whoever she may be
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“Gork, I’m 24 tequila sodas deep. Fly my ass home. Make no mistakes”
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Mega Man X: I wish we had a way to know which Hunters’ll go Maverick next. Zero: Yeah, but I feel like I’m sensing a pattern somewhat. What do you think, Gunsmith Gorilla? Gunsmith Gorilla: I dunno guys, it really could happen to anybody.
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To be loved is to be changed
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Hungry blind dog sparks deadly house fire, killing itself and canine sibling trib.al/Tx10Ltb
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The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.
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