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taylor

@Taylorisming
Joined January 2019
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Who saw turtles and thought they’d make good ninjas 🤔
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegarden25 May 2024
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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I didn’t know a thread dragging babies would be my reason to laugh today.😭
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@alexeixbtSep 23
this guy literally explained the truth about the "ADHD superpower"
Nicholas Fabiano, MD (@NTFabiano) profile pictureNicholas Fabiano, MD
@NTFabianoSep 23
People high in ADHD traits have an underappreciated advantage. Curiosity.
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*taps the sign*
Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) profile pictureYashar Ali 🐘
@yasharSep 21
BREAKING Paramount has reached a settlement with California and other states, paving the way for the media conglomerate, run by David Ellison, to close its acquisition of Warner Bros Discovery before it has to start paying ticking fees to shareholders. Full Story: bloom.bg/3SXEu3H
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i’ve been tryna explain exactly this for years and i will continue . . .
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Does this mean they're less likely to eat us cuz they're not hungry. Or more likely to because they're more aggressive🤔
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostMar 26
Cocaine-fueled sharks are on the prowl in the Caribbean - scientists blame partying tourists trib.al/kFRWSAr
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I hate when you send someone a reel on IG and they IMMEDIATELY send back laughing emojis. We both know you ain’t watch that shit 😞 You didn’t even try to genuinely laugh 😒
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Because he’s a crackmatician helping the economy by engaging in adult owned small businesses. He a wild boy not a weirdo
Melissa Chen (@MsMelChen) profile pictureMelissa Chen
@MsMelChenFeb 1
How come every VIP was in the Epstein files except Hunter Biden
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I lost my voice and now my laugh sounds like a super villian in a cave. Every haha sounds like I’m evil plotting.
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Well now we know why
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Howard Betta (@Gaige_returns) profile pictureHoward Betta
@Gaige_returns26 Oct 2025
Lock this guy up IMMEDIATELY
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Message sent from Venmo: “unblock me”
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@doyenmxn6 Oct 2025
toxic relationship lingo:
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I’m sitting next to an emergency exit, why when the flight attendant asked if I’m willing to assist in an emergency did I throw up a peace sign and say got you? WHY?!?!😂😭
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Inebriated sounds like you got fancy drunk during the Great Depression
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Lost the ability to transport myself in my own home. Went too quickly into a room and got sling shotted back out cuz my jacket caught the handle 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Happily growing old together is beautiful, but you always know one morning you might wake up next to a dead body
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When the sprinklers turn on the second you walk out the door it really feels like the house saying fuck you
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Finally watch The Sixth Sense, sucks everyone had to ruin the ending, but still solid movie.
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Every Sunday I crave chick- fil-a and never any other day. I clearly have issues with wanting what I can’t have 🥲
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You learn a lot about someone based on their interpretation of a tweet. Kinda like that game where someone says a word and the other person says the first word that comes to their mind.
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