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This profile consist of my dumb cars and stupid things I think throughout the day.

Bay Area, CA
Joined April 2011
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Day two. Another 105 degree day, only able to drive half sessions before my transmission and oil temp would skyrocket lmfao, but still was a good day!
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Very cool collab, but what could be even cooler is a @blue_rhino & King of the Hill collab 😏
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Whoever made this should be given all the money in the world cause this is absolutely batshit
230+ mph. This will give some perspective on how FAST INDYCAR drivers will be going in the #INDY500 today. 😳🏁
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Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.
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IMSA driver Nicky Catsburg's Star Wars themed "Sitho" helmet for the 2026 Rolex 24 at Daytona 👀 (via nickcatsburg, adamcosgrove/IG)
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no because if i was sainz i would buy a gun
🚨| JUST IN: The end of an era could be near… Reports suggest Lewis Hamilton may announce his retirement from Formula 1 at Silverstone, with the 2026 season potentially marking his final chapter in the sport
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Happy Mother's Day
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kim kardashian failing the bar exam so many times that she gives up on being a lawyer is making me realize the american bar association might just be one of like three remaining institutions in the us that won't just roll over and give the exorbitantly wealthy whatever they want
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As an aside, gotta love Maul trying to run over a child just for the love of the game. He had no clue who Anakin was
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in honor of cinco de mayo, let's revisit eazy-e wearing a hat under his sombrero
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Keith Haring drawing on a 1962 SCAF/Mortarini Mini Ferrari 330 during the 24 Hours of Le Mans, 1984.
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the dress was made entirely using traditional fine art materials, anna deller yee worked with approx 30 colours, expanded through custom mixing, across roughly 40 hours of painting time, followed by approximately four days of drying with ventilation
emma chamberlain wearing custom mugler by miguel castro freitas at the met gala 2026, the look is hand painted by artist anna deller yee, inspired by van gogh & munch
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how would a xenomorph wear a hat
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Me: this THC seltzer ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:
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Only day 1 of testing and teams are already innovating.
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Fuck U 😂
Just walked out of Michael. As soon as they had Freddie Gibbs in the studio with the Jackson 5, I knew this movie was a lost cause
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24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
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SF uber drivers are a different breed man
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How it feels to have some Easter candy as an adult
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