Dylan

Try not to cry: level impossible 🥹

I’ll stick with @XMoney that gives me 6% on my checking account without locking up my money for months.

What ads? I haven’t seen an ad on X in years 😂

If anyone gets were this is from you’re awesome. @grok understood the assignment 🤣

I just got the Whispr dictation keyboard. It is a massive improvement over the Apple option. Apple changed funny to bunnies and makes a mistake in half the things I say, so I finally had enough, and now I can just whisper to my phone and it gets it right almost all the time.

Wow @XMoney processed my $2000 transfer within hours!

The diesel price is real funny till you realize all your food gets farmed with diesel tractors and shipped to you on diesel trucks and you pay for it every time you buy anything

Not Apple CarPlay suggesting I want to go to McDonald’s 😭

This might be the craziest thing I’ve ever seen 🤣

You know what, the free shipping will be fast enough 😅

Tesla not streaming the Cybercab launch event and having a social media embargo is making the time move so slow rn 😅 I want to know what’s happening!

Who needs a golf cart when you can just take your Model S

I swear I don’t have a problem 😅 I don’t have a dog right now but it gave me free shipping on the VTL adapter I wanted so it was basically free

Giant T-Bone steak from my family’s ranch and a nice wine from a local vineyard 😋

Why have 1 anti Elon sticker when you can have two!

I was really happy with @XMoney until I switched my direct deposit to them. Payday was Friday and I still haven’t gotten my money yet and they advertise it being two days early…

Bought some NVDA in my Roth IRA, tired of watching TSLA do nothing