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Dylan

@TeslaDylan

Business owner - FSD Tester - 27 - 🏳️‍🌈 - Go Beavers! 🦫

 Corvallis, OR
Joined December 2012
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Joy was taught a lesson she'd never forget after she asked "what is Elon Musk doing with his money?"
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Thanks for coming to my ted talk on getting shit done. Good Luck Long Live The Republic
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Good news for those who hate billionaires: Elon Musk is no longer a billionaire.
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$𝔞𝔪@2xsam_May 9
Unfortunately I find everything funny except being broke. that shi ain’t funny
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Can’t believe this guy’s goal is to hoard a $10T net worth. I would think with all that wealth, he would use it to help people more. Like ending deaths in car accidents, or providing affordable transport for everyone, or offering internet to isolated people groups or something.
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@WatcherGuruMay 3
JUST IN: Elon Musk says his goal is to reach a $10 trillion net worth. "$10T or bust"
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@tolyApr 17
The wealthy have drivers that drive them around. Capitalists: i am going to build a robot cheap enough so everyone can have a driver Socialists: i will stop the capitalists from replacing drivers with robots, and tax the rich for using drivers
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I don't care how rich or poor someone else is, you have zero right to their money.
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A♡@AshhleyyyyaApr 11
Half of twitter is horny and the other half is suicidal.
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I still think about this.
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Slater@_ac_slat3rMar 19
Nah he’s right. My worst fear is success I have zero plans past that and it terrifies me
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@TeslaDylanMar 19
Your worst nightmare is your dream crush saying yes
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ALL YOUR INVESTMENTS WILL FAIL
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Well, crossed something off of my bucket list today! Finally got to see a @SpaceX Falcon 9 launch! Weather was kinda cold but it was SO worth it!
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If you are gonna ride my ass, atleast buy me dinner first.
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@TeslaDylanMar 19
Replying to @feelthewayovine @glaive
I wish I could afford that 🙄
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glaive@glaiveJan 20
21 years young.....
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"Oh that sounds nice" ... wait, that's me !! 🤣 First time I've been 'trending' on X, thanks for the love everyone.
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Brandon
@teslaflexxMar 16
Driving gas cars is not it 😭
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@djcowsMar 18
i won't stop working until i have this
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Tesla
@TeslaMar 11
Push to start (literally)
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Andrew
@andyantiles_Feb 4
6 levels of income: Poor: Under $5,000/month Stable: $15,000/month Middle class: $25,000/month Upper-middle: $40,000/month Very comfortable: $60,000/month Rich: $200,000/month Do you agree?
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