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Joined December 2023
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Allow us to reintroduce ourselves. ☄️
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Who's Getting COOKED in Coverage? The 30 worst passer ratings allowed when targeted (min. 21 targets). Data: @FantasyPtsData
🛑 Passer Rating Allowed when Targeted (Top 30 players, min. 21 targets) Data: @FantasyPtsData
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Friday night at Franklin High School in Georgia, #Texans first-round draft pick and starting left guard Keylan Rutledge @Keylan301 jersey being retired. Rutledge was an All-American @GeorgiaTechFB who played in Senior Bowl @prioritysports
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DT Grover Stewart was asked for his reaction following the DeForest Buckner trade. DE Arden Key in the background answered: "FUCK!" Grover Stewart: "That explains it right there." (via @RomeovilleKid)
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It's 1️⃣ day in the city of Houston! Congrats, @Tankdell4 🤘
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🚨 NEW: Composite Offensive Line Ranking 🚨 I built a composite score using key OL metrics from @FantasyPtsData. 📊 4 pass-blocking + 3 run-blocking metrics. I combined their quantiles into an overall score, weighting each metric by importance. Feedback is welcome ⬇️
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Off Ball Linebacker Run D & Pass Rush Grades
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We’re 12 days away from the NFL trade deadline. Here’s when each active NFL GM has made in-season trades this close to the deadline, including deadline day. Full GM careers included.
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Pancake Pat is such a goat
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Center grades in run & pass blocking
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I HATE YOU THOMAS FIDONE FOR HIP DROP TACKLING JAYLIN NOEL 💔💔💔
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Houston Texans WR, Tank Dell, now has his own day in the City of Houston, thanks to Houston Mayor, @whitmire_john. October 29th will become @Tankdell4 Day in the City of @HoustonTX to coincide with his October 29th birthday.
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DT Tommy Togiai will land a solid contract in March 2027.
DT percentile grades in pass rush and run defense
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A fired up @SethCPayne with @SeanTPendergast discussing Nick Caley and the usage of the jumbo package this morning.
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🚨 NFL FRAUD METER - Week 7 🏈 Week 3 it had the 3-0 Raiders as biggest frauds They've lost 4 straight since...
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Relevant context here
Saw a lot of comments yesterday comparing the Quenton Nelson trade to the Marvin Harrison Jr. trade, but details and context matter. The Texans acquired a 24 year old WR at a premium position with cap hits of just $776K in 2026 and $5.6M in 2027, plus the ability to exercise his fifth year option. Nelson is obviously far more proven and plays a position Houston desperately needs. I would’ve loved to have him. But he’s 29, in the final year of his deal, carries roughly a $9.8M remaining cap hit, and will be looking for a new contract after this season. His previous deal was 4 years, $80M. Age, positional value, cap implications, and years of team control all matter when comparing trades. Acting like acquiring MHJ somehow prevented Houston from trading for Nelson is equally silly. We don’t know that one deal impacted the other, or if the Colts were even willing to trade Nelson to a division rival. Again this isn’t about pitting one player against the other. I would’ve loved both. It’s simply about providing the necessary context that many are leaving out when directly comparing these two very different trades.
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Sources: Colts WR Josh Downs is requesting a trade from Indianapolis.
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Houston Mayor John Whitmire declares Oct. 29 “Tank Dell Day” at today’s city hall meeting. Dell said he was blessed and honored to receive the honor. Says he’s from Florida but he calls Houston his second home. “We’re proud to have you as one of us,” Whitmire said.
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Bad News: Texans are allowing the 6th most passing yards per-game in NFL and opposing receivers are often open. Good News: It’s not because of the defenses being called per HC and GM.
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