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@TezzaG

Lived in splendour. Died in chaos.

 Leeds.
Joined January 2009
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What type of sorcery is this?
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"The world has changed, love. We've got bombs to pay for." #SpringStatement
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This is perhaps the best thing produced by the internet in recent history.
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juan@bigjuange2 Oct 2024
idea for a film... the life of Robbie Williams told through the perspective of a CGI monkey
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That time Richard Ashcroft did an interview on BBC 😂
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Far right lads training for their day out in Southport
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Last night's Match of the Day was watched by 2.58m TV viewers on BBC One. Up nearly half a million on last Saturday's figure of 2.09 million according to BARB overnights It's the show's biggest audience since 5th November 2022 when 2.63m watched #MOTD
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I don’t mean to be rude but I think this lump of aluminium slag I found on the beach today looks a bit like Keir Starmer. #Withernsea
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BREAKING: Ashton United have submitted a 28-day loan approach to Manchester City for @erling
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Phil and Holly skipping the O2 Priority queue #peterkay
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Media interview of the year.
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How to do a media interview while being carried away by police for protest. 10/10, no notes.
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My brother just sent me this and it’s too good not to share. #MiniBudget
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There are sharks on the highways in Florida. Unreal.
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The user is joking but plenty of users are taking this Tweet as fact, as they have for dozens of storms before Ian. This is a manipulated photo with a long history on Twitter. mashable.com/article/shark-…
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If this turns out to be her final public picture, it’s an absolutely lovely one
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My favourite part of the Jubilee weekend was when Prince Louis told me to fuck off.
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We said we wouldn't be deterred from commemorating @RememberOluwale and his life & legacy. With @LeedsCC_News and solidarity from @JCDecaux_UK we'll continue to share his plaque far, wide, and on absolutely enormous screens!
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Yorkshire-based business CO2Sustain (@cleverbubbles) has developed a pioneering bubble #technology to help beverage #manufacturers significantly reduce their #carbon footprint hubs.la/Q019m6RP0 #UKmfg #UKmanufacturing #NetZero #emissions
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🗣️ Discussion: We consider the challenges brands and businesses will face with the ongoing #CO2 shortage, as it continues to impact the UK #drinks industry. #beverage foodbev.com/news/opinion-the…
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Say what you like about Rishi, he does a cracking impression of a billionaire who has never been in a shop before.
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PR Stunt of the Day. Greenpeace have created a portal to the Antarctic in Trafalgar Square. The portal live streams penguin colonies to raise awareness of climate change 🐧
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