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Heart broken. RIP Patric Stewart!
What can anyone say about one of the finest actors that ever lived!
God speed Capt Picard-Professor X won’t need wheels where he’s going! 🙏🏽❤️
Grown man with a streaming empire reads a CNN poll and says he's overdosing. Talarico up 6, El-Sayed up 7, and Hasan is already doing laps like the votes are in. Retarded victory parties a week early are a real tradition now.
The sociopathy is rampant in American colleges and learning institutions across the United States. Not only is it supported, but it’s groomed and is growing exponentially.
A nation full of mush minded, empathetic, retards bent on the total and complete annihilation of anyone that does not agree with their narrative.
At @UTSA for Pick Up the Mic, a student read a poem celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk with such glee, then told me I was brave to be out here without my neck covered.
I told her I’d pray for her.
This is the climate. We pick up the mic anyway.
Harvey Levin made millions selling everyone else's worst decisions, and Spencer Pratt says he'll still vote for his own destruction.
That's the retarded part: the guy who saw every celebrity meltdown coming can't see the one on his own ballot.
It's a shame Harvey Levin is so fucking stupid that he'll still vote for his own destruction. He surrounds himself with vile commie street animals who cheer over political violence, and he undermined the only LA Mayoral candidate who actually stood up for Jewish Angelenos, like him. Now he's stuck with Nithya Raman, who gleefully genuflects to Hamas Piker. Jewish democrats really need to recognize what time it is. You're not just voting on bike lanes anymore, folks. These socialists want you dead.
Turns out the people who first looked into Ilhan Omar's 2009 marriage weren't MAGA trolls. It was Obama's own administration in 2016, and per the NYT they found "some evidence" of immigration fraud.
Tough one to blame on Fox News this time.
“Hear me out” states that even sociopathic retards can make a man’s Intelligence Quotient sub-normal.
See also “Would”.
Rick Wilson wants the government to steal Starlink. This is the same political class that cries dictatorship the second anyone suggests touching their own money or property.
The retarded hypocrisy is so thick you could spread it on toast.
THIS JUST IN: Nicki Minaj just called Kathy Hochul evil and said God’s coming for her.
The desk is taking this very seriously.
Celebrity endorsement of divine smiting is now official campaign messaging.
What strain of retard has hit low testosterone liberal men these days?!?! because if this is communicable, I wanna know how to avoid it!
Straight up honor!
@HeidiBriones is one of my all time favorite people! Straight shooter, truth teller, bigger balls than most men! 😎
Appreciate you sister!
Looksmaxxing influencer explains women who can't land a Chad settle for the oofy doofy. He calls this a theory.
Why on earth is anybody even giving this guy validation?
Clavicular Explains the Oofy Doofy Theory
"From about the 49th to the 95th percentile is a huge purgatory zone, where these above-average looking guys are attractive enough to potentially hook up with girls, or maybe get into long-term relationships, but once they get into a relationship, the girl knows they have other sexual partners, so she views that relationship as unsafe.”
“Women would actually go against eugenics, in favor of worse looks, in favor of security. Rather than dating someone at an equivalent looks level, they would ideally sleep with a Chad. But if that’s not possible, instead of a risky relationship, they want the safe option with the oofy doofy.”
Kamala says Democrats shouldn't impeach because of limited resources, then says the resources need to be put into accountability.
Lost an election, kept the word salad. Every quote still reads like a retarded Mad Libs page where someone only filled in "resources."
Mediaite: Kamala Harris Advises Democrats Not To Impeach Trump
“I think that going in the direction of impeachment is not a good idea, just to be honest with you,” she replied.
“Just because we have limited resources and I think the energy and the resources need to be put into accountability, need to be put into investigations. And that’s where the time should be spent.”
Link to article: mediaite.com/politics/kamala…
Writes a whole bill about one YouTuber, then can't get away from him fast enough when he asks a question.
🚨 BREAKING: Nick Shirley has just released stunning footage where he PERSONALLY CONFRONTS the wife of AG Rob Bonta, Mia Bonta, who's behind the STOP NICK SHIRLEY ACT
She tries to CUT HIM OFF and RUN, then her staffer steps in 🤯
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Elected official explains the country she serves sits on stolen land.
“Conquered land” is not stolen.
98 years old and finally got a driver that doesn't need a nap or a translator.
Somewhere Kamala is still explaining the significance of the chipmunk.
Be like @N8ClownGrab
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