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Joined August 2020
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Imagine how long the ‘Cha Cha Slide’ song would be if he just went “13 hops this time”
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Cat Laughing At You (2023)
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Gang, i knock a dude while he’s using the tails sprite and he’s just flying away to safety???!
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Churro Cheesecake Bars Servings: 12 bars Prep Time: 15 minutes Cook Time: 30–35 minutes Total Time: 50 minutes (plus chilling) Ingredients For the Crust: 2 cans (8 oz each) refrigerated crescent roll dough ½ cup unsalted butter, melted For the Cheesecake Filling: 16 oz (450g) cream cheese, softened 1 cup granulated sugar 1 tsp vanilla extract 1 large egg For the Cinnamon Sugar Topping: ½ cup granulated sugar 2 tbsp ground cinnamon ¼ cup unsalted butter, melted Instructions Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease a 9×13-inch baking pan and line with parchment paper, leaving overhang for easy removal. Make the bottom crust. Unroll one can of crescent dough and press it into the bottom of the prepared pan, sealing the seams. Brush with half the melted butter. Make the filling. Beat cream cheese, sugar, and vanilla until smooth and creamy. Add the egg and beat just until combined — don't overmix. Assemble. Spread cheesecake filling evenly over the bottom crust. Unroll the second can of crescent dough and place on top of the filling, gently stretching to cover and sealing the seams. Brush with remaining melted butter. Add cinnamon sugar. Mix sugar and cinnamon together. Sprinkle evenly over the top crust. Some will soak into the butter and some will stay on top for that classic churro crunch. Bake for 30–35 minutes until the top is golden brown and the center is just set with a slight jiggle. It will firm up as it cools. Cool and chill. Let cool completely at room temperature, then refrigerate at least 2 hours (preferably overnight) for cleanest slicing. Serve. Lift out using parchment overhang. Cut into 12 squares. Dust with extra cinnamon sugar if desired. Tips Seal crescent seams well — any gaps and the filling leaks through during baking. Don't overbake — the center should still have a slight wobble when you pull it out; it sets firm in the fridge. Cold cheesecake slices cleaner — warm bars will squish and lose their layers. Variations Add a layer of dulce de leche or caramel sauce under the cheesecake filling. Mix mini chocolate chips into the cheesecake batter. Drizzle with melted chocolate or a simple glaze for extra indulgence.
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Had this Megaman PET shell laying around for some time and finally got to put it together for a commission, again with a circlepad. Megaman PET gba sp shell from retrogamerepairshop
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Mega Man is overriding his limits in 2027 with Mega Man: Dual Override, but this time Proto Man joins the fight! Get equipped with new Custom Chips to modify your abilities, and unleash overwhelming power for a limited time with the new Override system! #MegaManDO 🔵🔴 bit.ly/MegaManDO
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#Fortnite Chapter 7, Season 4: Boss Voice Lines 💬 💾 Imagined Order Hush 🤫 Voiced by: @brittanyccox All: youtu.be/OFYw3oAOXUM
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WE CAN HUG THEM!!!😍
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In case anyone’s wondering how online dating is going. This is a 40 yo human.
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Newscaster goes viral
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All women are catfishes. The question is, to what degree.
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He’s no different than me , my goat fr
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A new Baldur’s Gate 3 mod lets you play with a true over-the-shoulder camera, making it feel more like a modern action RPG. Made by modder Relysia, it adds: - An over-the-shoulder camera that follows your character. - A dynamic FOV that zooms out while you sprint. - Automatic camera height changes based on your character’s size and whether they’re crouching. - Adjustable camera position, tracking speed, and other settings. - A hotkey to instantly switch back to the game’s default camera. The mod pairs well with the popular WASD movement mod, giving exploration a more Dragon Age-style feel.
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For men married to Italian, Balkan, and Hispanic women
Silicone rubber glassware by Kinjo Japan
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