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I do stats, medsci, plants. Biostatistician. Rōnin malewife. I live alone and drink a lot of tea. he/him. 5'3 (derogatory)

Denver, CO
Joined October 2012
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"Brendon why do you block conservatives, even if they are moderate and friends with people you know?" "This isn't a national park. You have no right to be in my eye line, reactionary."
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Brendon The Employable retweeted
The only way I buy that Texas somehow manages to turn blue is if California turns red in the next election as a result of Silicon Valley technofascists finally taking over, because every action demands an equal and opposite reaction.
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Could someone explain to me, I thought the point of the blockchain was to avoid single points of failure, that was the ONLY SINGLE THING it had going for it, no?
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I fucking love the flatwoods monster. Second only to the Dover Demon
Some spooky news just in time for Halloween. West Virginia has a new license plate celebrating our legendary cryptids, from Mothman and the Flatwoods Monster to Sasquatch and more! Available Monday, November 2, at WV DMV locations. Find out more at dmv.wv.gov/article/west-virg…
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Oh fuck, they really are going to start bombing tomorrow again, huh?
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So I'm just gonna have to replay Dispatch and yearn?
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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I think these folx keep it fresh, if it weren't for them it wouldn't seem as commercialized and rote. There's still E V I L
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All my Tennessee coworkers were saying that "We didn't decorate this year, the neighbors thought it was too satanic." WTF is wrong with people?
We don’t celebrate Halloween. Sorry not sorry 👍🏾yes we still sin but there’s just something about partying on Halloween that makes me feel like I’m partaking in witchcraft. Goodnight
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Given the movement of materiel back into the region, folks are suspicious that he's ACTUALLY cancelling for a darker reason...
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My sources tell me that Donald Trump has secretly flown to the Lindner Center of Hope treatment center in Mason, Ohio.
NEWS: Trump's in-person Iowa rally this weekend, scheduled for Dubuque on Sunday, has been canceled and replaced with a tele-rally, according to three sources familiar with the decision. The idea is to maximize Trump’s time and reach as many voters as possible, one source said, and tele-rallies allow him to cover more ground.
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WHAT THE FUCK????? PATRICK STEWART?????
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Tell me again about all that "cannibalizing your ED votes" thing.
Widespread precipitation is forecast for Election Day, with the heaviest activity centered over the Ozarks and rain extending across portions of the Great Plains, Midwest, and Texas.
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AOC's 2044 winning coalition.
just so you know in the 2040s the Blue Wall is going to refer to these states
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not enough to stop though.
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Brendon The Employable retweeted
Most of the 'unexplained' chronic diseases are autoimmune conditions with antigens yet-to-be discovered.
Persistent and compartmentalized T cell immunity in ALS @NatureMedicine nature.com/articles/s41591-0…
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About half the haul of winter squash and pumpkins
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Sweet lord, it's cool, but not THAT cool.
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Bruh, it makes it half a point redder lol
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Brendon The Employable retweeted
Tô aqui jogando "Papers, Please" e apareceu esse camarada aqui na fronteira tentando entrar com um passaporte italiano Carimbo ou não?
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Oh no! *Looks at Danielle Ford in Nevada and Cornell West in 2024* huh.
SCOOP: Democrats have insisted they have nothing to do with the other Dan Sullivan on Alaska's Senate ballot. But aides with the Mary Peltola campaign and DSCC were part of a monthslong secret plan to recruit him to run -- as well as other candidates. nytimes.com/2026/10/28/us/po…
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Somehow the 10 amp delay plug fuse put in my furnace in 1978 died without blowing. It's only 48!
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