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"If you going to fight.. Fight like your the Third Monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark.. And Brother.. It's starting to rain" PAPA x 13 Married 40 years
Joined April 2016
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The Third Monkey retweeted
So am I hearing this correctly, Lauren Boebert had a romp with a male and a couple of female staffers!? I'm not gonna lie, I've always thought she was hot as a firecracker. Hell, I wonder if she's hiring? I might be tempted to come out of retirement for some of that action 😆
I know I'm terrible,its the Marine coming out in me. They always said a Marine in his dress blues was a panty dropper... I might still fit in mine, lol. Naw, who am I kidding, I'd have to drop 50 lbs! Oh well, we old guys can fantasize right?!
The Third Monkey retweeted
Are IU football fans becoming IU basketball fans please tell me no. My heart can’t take it.
And THIS 👇👇👇👇👇👇
Biden got EVERY piece of legislation he wanted (or the puppet masters wanted) passed. By policy goal standards, he was the most successful President in my lifetime.
Trump has the BBB and NOTHING ELSE. If Congressional Republicans aren't held accountable for their betrayal, the party will die and deserves to do so...
The Third Monkey retweeted
I don't know which part I like more. The job she has done as a member of the staff? Or that nobody until recently knew who she was (unless fans like myself) because she wasn't any different than any other person in the locker room. Laser focused on the job at hand. #iufb
Grace Wellman joined Indiana Football in 2025 as a Defensive Student Assistant, working specifically with the defensive ends. Unlike many student positions in college football that center on recruiting or operations, @GraceWellman_ works directly on the coaching side of the program.
Her experience has already extended into the NFL. She has interned with the New York Giants’ outside linebackers, participating in defensive and position meetings and helping with practices and drills. In 2026, she also attended Buffalo Bills OTAs as a guest coach and spent time with Steve Spagnuolo and the Kansas City Chiefs defensive staff during training camp.
She is now in her second season with Indiana Football.
Put some respect on her name.
The Third Monkey retweeted
The Fed just made its worst rate-hike mistake in decades. Hiked right into an oil shock — and homebuyers, builders, and manufacturers will pay for it.
LISTEN HERE 🔽🎙️
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
The Third Monkey retweeted
I feel like this is a coordinated attack by the deep state/NWO against Trump to make sure that we don’t have fair elections, to make sure that we have high interest rates even though growth is 5.2%, to make sure gas/diesel prices stay up, and to suppress AI. They pulled all their cards to influence, Big oil, the Supreme Court, and the federal reserve. We the people are getting screwed every single direction we look at.
The Third Monkey retweeted
Trump is a president without a party
SCOTUS is against him
Lower courts are against him
Congress is against him
Alphabet agencies are against him
But he has the strongest force behind him—the gun toting working class who just wanted to be left alone.
The Third Monkey retweeted
I get that winning the midterms is important.
I get that there’s a rise in socialism on the left, and Democrat control of government would be disastrous.
But at the same time, the GOP controlled Congress has completely squandered a golden opportunity in this last term.
The Third Monkey retweeted
Democrats screwed up America by getting EVERY piece of legislation they wanted... PASSED INTO LAW.
Republicans are screwing America by passing NOTHING to undo the damage.
The Third Monkey retweeted
40 million gets you bathrooms and concessions within the existing structure?
The $40 million renovations approved by the IU Board of Trustees will focus on facilities improvements to Memorial Stadium’s west bowl. Learn more here:
idsnews.com/article/2026/09/…
Pat Tillman walked away from an NFL career and millions of dollars after 9/11 to fight for his country.
He gave his life in Afghanistan.
You can argue about the war. You can’t argue with the sacrifice. He left it all behind to defend his country.
That’s a hero. 🇺🇸
👇👇. 👍
Proud to announce that I have returned $9.2 million dollars from my Senate office budget to the Treasury!
The Third Monkey retweeted
How dare you, Congressman. My husband enlisted in the Army and put his life on the line for our country after losing his friend, Todd Ouida, in the towers on 9/11. This is a despicable lie to the people of Michigan about what that day means to me and my family, the sacrifices made, and the devastating impact of that attack on our country.
I have never, and would never, campaign with anyone who says something so reprehensible.
If you have any decency, you will immediately take down this false ad. The veterans and families who lost loved ones on 9/11 deserve better than your lies and self-serving political opportunism.
Shame on you.
The Third Monkey retweeted
Charlie taught me rigor in Christ and that brotherly peace is possible between people that disagree.
RIP, Right-Wing Rainman.
The Third Monkey retweeted
Dear Goverment,
Don't give me money; just stop taking mine.
Signed,
Everyone
The Treasury bond-buying spree is not bringing down yields.
Instead, the Department of the Treasury should endorse my 6 Penny Plan to balance the Federal Budget in less than 10 years!
thehill.com/business/6079494…
The Third Monkey retweeted
Glove thrown in Michigan gubernatorial race:
“Disavow the DSA.
Disavow the terrorist sympathizers who chant death to America and death to Israel right now.”
Spare me your fake outrage. There’s nothing real about you.
Prove me wrong:
Disavow Hasan Piker.
Disavow the DSA.
Disavow the terrorist sympathizers who chant death to America and death to Israel right now.
Disavow those who would burn the flag that I wore into combat to defend your right to LIE about my record.
You haven’t and you won’t so where’s the lie?
You don’t get to abet extremism, run on someone else’s service and then cry foul when you get called out for your cowardice and gaslighting for the first time in your life.
Stop hiding behind your computer screen (while in Kentucky) and accept the October 7th debate in Detroit with Chuck Stokes on @wxyzdetroit.
Extremism will not be tolerated in Michigan when I’m Governor.
Leaders who both refuse to call it out and who have funded the KKK are utterly unfit to serve the people the state of Michigan.
Resign.