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the all American girl? that’s just a blonde headed bitch

New Jersey, USA
Joined June 2012
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I'm hearing that AB, Harley, Lena, and Dan have all unfollowed Tamara.... I can only think of one explanation for this.
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People are giving Ethan Klein a lot of shit for cheating on Hila with Tamara, but imagine you are the world's most famous American Jew and you suddenly find yourself face to face with the reincarnation of your people's largest folk hero and she says "take me up to your attic"
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God I’ve liked so many tweets today
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hila is about to blow up ethan's pager for this ngl
Ermmm did I ruin your marriage?? Awkward 🤣
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The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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I love having a couple good friends
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post singularity job
Found a dude on Instagram recording his adventures smuggling diesel off east Africa
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Some people are really out there living life man
Found a dude on Instagram recording his adventures smuggling diesel off east Africa
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How is this shit still going on bro
There is not a more deserving sound than Trump getting heckled in deep red Georgia, a state he EASILY won in 2024.
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Class started three hours ago? Am I late?
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Damn I should’ve found a girl at college
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Albert Camus' book The Rebel saved me
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My humanoid robot mistaking Guinness for hydraulic fluid
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He’s gotta be trolling with that reaction …. to Guinness!?
Absolute all time meme here but a comms fuck up. Did his team not have him taste Guinness beforehand? Why did they let it go out? Wow.
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Absolute all time meme here but a comms fuck up. Did his team not have him taste Guinness beforehand? Why did they let it go out? Wow.
Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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I really think there is a case to be made that being banned from Hinge violates my civil rights. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are now heavily gated by app bans. Should this go straight to SCOTUS?
"Nothing about the dating scene has fundamentally changed."
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