Stand up comic, clean and controversial.
Chicago
Joined January 2009
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One of my favorites, from my new release, Bachelorette Party:
youtu.be/Drf-ukZeQeo?si=yYR7…
It occurred to me this week, that Michael Jackson can still be played on the Radio, but you can no longer watch Bill Cosby on TV. Both were guilty of heinous crimes, but only one was cancelled. I guess that's because Bill Cosby is black.
In the UK, you can be arrested for saying something mean on Social Media, or for holding a "No Kings" rally. A British subject really has no business criticizing the US for our lack of Freedom.
@jamieson1
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Letting CNN into the White House press room is like asking Bill Cosby to mix your drinks.
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A Federal Judge just declared the Iran War is illegal, and ordered the President to rebuild their Nuclear Weapons Program.
A Federal Judge just declared the Iran War is illegal, and ordered the President to rebuild their Nuclear Weapons Program.
Reports are that Hillary has begun plans for Bill's funeral. Which can only mean one thing: He's ready to testify against her.
Congratulations to Todd Harig, a winner of Tim and Dale's Scavenger Hunt.
You can be a winner too! Listen in to the Another Day Above Ground podcast every week to find out how.
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Senator McConnell posted another photo today. Doctors assure that he will be released from the hospital, as soon as they can get that sixth finger removed.
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This week’s headliner @TimSlagle is doing this comedy stuff for the right reasons 😂
Don’t miss Tim live at Acme this Wednesday- Saturday!
Get tickets: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/ev…
Senator McConnell posted another photo today. Doctors assure that he will be released from the hospital, as soon as they can get that sixth finger removed.
On this week's Another Day Above Ground podcast, Dale and I talk about the fads of our youth:
anotherday19.podbean.com/e/f…
Perhaps it's just a coincidence, but right after President Trump announced voting machines could be hacked, Daniel Ortega suspended elections.
Donald Trump's inability to get Voter ID through Congress, may force an Executive Order requiring elections to be held in Olive Garden®
Join Dale and Tim on this week's Another Day Above Ground podcast, as we "celebrate" the World Cup
anotherday19.podbean.com/e/t…
Could someone refresh my memory on how Democrat Primaries work?
Now that Graham Platner resigned, is the new candidate Kamala?
Could someone refresh my memory on how Democrat Primaries work?
If Graham Platner resigns, is the new candidate Kamala?
I'll be appearing at @AcmeComedyCo July 29-August 1st with a bunch of new stuff:
#pronouns #Canada #blackface #racism
