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market maker in index derivatives not trading advice retired and retarded

Chicago
Joined January 2022
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bought a shit load of candy bars for the kids trick or treating tomorrow, I’m going to put out a sign saying “Brought to you by @Cboe VIX Index” so they know who the real ones are
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who did this?
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spoiler alert: monday when everything reverts even 50bps, everyone on fintwit will have bought these lows in spu and gold and silver, sold oil on the top, and sold vol on the top too subscribe to my newsletter and substack for more alpha!!!
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what a great Friday for all of fintwit who seem to all have been short spooz, long vol, short gold, short silver, and long oil fintwit nailed every move after it happened again!! some of our generations’ greatest traders
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for the record I’m long VX X/Z cal (cost about 80c credit now), short X in a bit of a larger ratio to Z, short bond vol (still), long ultra bonds (still), and I’m pondering selling ndx and spx vol outright.
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spoiler alert: monday when everything reverts even 50bps, everyone on fintwit will have bought these lows in spu and gold and silver, sold oil on the top, and sold vol on the top too subscribe to my newsletter and substack for more alpha!!!
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gonna be an interesting race
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proud to be a schwab private wealth client might request schwab raise my options commissions next year instead of the usual request to lower them, they're obviously spending money in the right places
When the Fed makes an interest rates decision, what could it mean for you and your finances? Schwab’s Alexandra Semenova (@alexandraandnyc) breaks down the FOMC and what investors should be watching.
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Most options activity is meaningless. I’ve never met anyone who consistently makes money by following options flow. In small stocks, it may occasionally matter because someone knows something. But in companies worth more than $100 billion, it is almost entirely noise. It should never be part of an investment thesis. It only clouds the investment process.
$18.4 million into these $GOOGL calls
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I support deaf people as much as the next guy But as a PATRIOT I think Nancy can safely remove the subtitles from her videos without too much backlash -Tim
Are we being hoodwinked by all these polls or is this going to be the WORST election of our lifetime for republicans? Tonight - I'm giving it to you straight. 8PM. On the GET MACED podcast.
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guys it worked she moved the subtitles higher in the frame a true bipartisan (supporting deaf people and satisfying the people’s request) move
Radical Islam has a body count, a doctrine of conquest, and a problem with women, little girls and dogs. I’m done pretending. The history of Radical Islam taking over Christian countries is tonight on Get MACED at 8pm eastern.
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imagine poasting macro and fundamental analysis tirelessly all year just to be mogged by the cheesecake factory
BREAKING: Cheesecake Factory stock now up +108% year to date, more than doubling in value since the start of 2026.
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i asked a trader bro of mine (who I respect and have learned a good chunk from) this morning, “wait FOMC is tomorrow right?” to which he responded, “ur asking the wrong guy, FOMC boy” lesson in that
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(no homo)
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How much u wanna bet I dont have a gambling addiction
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Today until 9am everyone on fintwit was an expert on Brazil posting amazing takes, after that everyone is an IPO expert and understands the S1 intimately. Fintwit is packed with amazing talent with expertise in every field. I feel blessed being on here reading my timeline.
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since it’s about to be big news anyway, I just want you to hear it from me first: yes, I have a giant schlong. I’m no longer afraid of keeping it secret
Quest Diagnostics has been hacked. Patient data was exposed. They serve roughly half of U.S. hospitals and physicians. Investigation ongoing.
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seeing a lot of poorly informed X dot com (the everything app) takes on why the US treasury market is moving today few understand that this video is actually the main catalyst behind this bond move
I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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How many will dress up as “PHP” for Halloween? 🎃
Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
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