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Todd

@ToddRBirchard

Life enthusiast, data junkie, living cliché of the tech industry. Wears many hats, most of them backwards. Strict diet of gluten and dairy.

 New York, NY
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Joined September 2010
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Suarez scored 4 Puskás-worthy goals in one match. And still didn’t win MOTM. 💀
AB⚕ (@AbsoluteBruno) profile pictureAB⚕
@AbsoluteBruno11 Sep 2024
What’s a stat that sounds fake but is 100% true?
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Eleven years have passed and this tweet is still up.
Manchester United (@ManUtd) profile pictureManchester United
@ManUtd11 May 2014
Congratulations @MCFC on winning the @PremierLeague title. We’ll be aiming to get the trophy back next season. #mufc
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Wirtz: "The fans are unbelievable. I saw the parade after the championship" As Slot said, the scenes from the fans during the last month of the season sells the club for them.
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Beaten by Spurs, 16th in the table and Liverpool are Champions. Man Utd fans, RT this post for a chance to escape any mention of football this weekend. Prize includes: - All expenses paid trip to remote Faroe Islands - Accommodation with no TV and Internet T&Cs escapewithpaddy.com | 18+ Gambleaware
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Another bad weekend for Arsenal, with the title all but gone. Time for their fans to find some new excuses…

Arsenal Fans Excuses

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“Stay humble, eh”
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You know what they say, you can take the man out of Everton…
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A woodcut of a bird above the text "I am sad from sports"

ALT A woodcut of a bird above the text "I am sad from sports"

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Unofficially, Raquinho the Raccoon spent 161 seconds on the field tonight, which was the most by a raccoon in @MLS history.
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@MLS16 May 2024
🚨 SIGN HIM NOW! 🦝
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Replying to @AtlasRust @charlieo_conn
nerdwallet's "future you" blends the nihilistic existintialism of skyrizi's assertion that "nothing is everything" with doug and limu's absurdist "liberty biberty" creating a masterpiece that will live for generations
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Welcome To Wrexham III. @wrexhamfx May 2 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC
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🗣️ TOMORROW SHOULD BE A HOLIDAY RT if you agree. #SuperBowl
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This is the definition of raising your kids right
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What was the Lakers score last night? 🤔 🧐 I wouldn’t know 🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️ too busy grinding 💰 🏃🏻‍♂️ 💨 only bag chasers understand 💵 🤑🤑 grind never stops 💪 💪 😤😤 keep watching sports brokies 😏 😏 😎
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Penguins aren't real birds
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Last night I used GPT-4 to write code for 5 micro services for a new product. A (very good) dev quoted £5k and 2 weeks. GPT-4 delivered the same in 3 hours, for $0.11 Genuinely mind boggling
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monday monda mond mon mo mor more more h more ho more hot more hot p more hot po more hot poc more hot pock more hot pocke more hot pocket more hot pockets
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Sad to report that I have not gotten invited to a single Super Bowl party this year.
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GO BIRDS #SBLVII | #FlyEaglesFly (via IG/jl.jr86)
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