Tom J Patrick retweeted
Licked his star fish within moments of meeting him, but whilst she was sucking him off, he grabbed her tits and she’s objected to that? 😂😂😂😂. Fuck off, worlds gone mad
These are the details of Russell Brand's rape conviction:
- Brand met a fan at one of his gigs in 2009 and invited her backstage
- She had a consensual threesome with him - "used her tongue on his anus" "within moments" of meeting him
- Days later Brand invited her to his house for sex, she agrees
- The Times attacks Brand in 2022 for joining Rumble and becoming a right wing "conspiracy theorist"
- The Times and Channel 4 colaborate for a big documentary expose in 2023
- Times says it had the allegations since 2019 but waited until his political shift to release them for some reason
- Complainants for his criminal case all come forward after the doc drops, some contacted and encouraged by journalists
- Jury concludes the woman 17 years ago consented to everything except anal sex, at which point she was raped
- Rape charge is bundled with other sexual assault charges, including him grabbing a woman's breasts (which jury concluded was forced) who then gave him oral sex (which jury found was not forced)
Brand now faces anything from 8 to 15 years in jail.
Tom J Patrick retweeted
Had a line and am on high alert, sat in my gaff like a meerkat, could hear my neighbour butter a slice of toast right now.
Tom J Patrick retweeted
April 7 2026: Wrexham AFC 1-5 Southampton
May 7 2026: Southampton get caught spying on Middlesbrough
September 19 2026: Wrexham AFC 2-1 Southampton
Makes you think… 😉
🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC
Tom J Patrick retweeted
Had a dream last night that I beat up Kirk from Coronation Street, just absolutely leathered the poor cunt, felt absolutely awful about it all day
Tom J Patrick retweeted
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