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the secret to work-life balance is inherited wealth
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My favorite Halloween story: one year my friend David dressed as Laura Palmer (wrapped in plastic, dead leaves etc), and no one recognized the costume until we passed a drag queen who pointed at her giant fake boobs and yelled "Hey Laura, get a load of these twin peaks!"
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Do you have a boyfriend and if not would you like to watch me rollerblade?
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Brink! (1998) is hilarious bc its premise is that you shouldn’t rollerblade for money and fame, something that was never even possible
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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imagine making $70–80k a year in the $5 footlong era
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imagine making $70–80k a year in the $5 footlong era
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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the elizabeth holmes movie inspired me to worship my evil autistic wife even harder
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In a sane world people would be trying to deny being a lawyer.
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Nuke bushwick
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Lethal Weapon (1987) has one of the best character intros in a film, quickly establishing Mel Gibson's Martin Riggs out of control gringo behavior at the outset. After a rewatch for the first time since the 90s and then viewing Person of Interest, it's clear that Riggs and Reese have similar origin stories. Caviezel and Gibson played their characters quite differently though: Reese was all about restraint, guilt, and resignation. Riggs went wild-eyed, bonkers, death-by-criminal insane narco cop. Which is kinda funny since of the two, Gibson said Caviezel was the one with 'space cadet' energy to him.
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genuinely in awe of how the tech fiefdoms sent all their best hype men to try to court the Holy See and the response was Leo staking his entire pontificate on waging a crusade against AI
Intelligence must draw on memory. The mind must not simply compile data — as an algorithm now does more quickly than we can — but recall lived experiences, which contain depths of meaning that only the human soul can recognize, and connect more deeply with the goodness of these experiences. Everything that is good begins “with the Spirit” and thus possesses a breath, a dynamism and a sense of communion that, once experienced, are engraved upon the heart. vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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If “buying” isn’t “owning,” then piracy isn’t stealing.
PlayStation's former boss has defended physical games as "super important" as Sony prepares to move away from discs "If you can’t sell a thing, that means you don’t own a thing"
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the thing about being a one-trick-pony is that 1) you’re a pony, which is already pretty good, and 2) you have a trick.
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he sounds like an 80s arcade
Very important announcement
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Look: I don’t know what that furry liberty biberty thing is. But I know that neither of us can live while the other survives.
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