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Patt

@TopherPatt

former stay at home dad with music opinions.

 Atlanta, GA
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Joined July 2009
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Drink water. Read books. Do your stretches. Make love. Be present. Listen to full albums.
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@apaji_xOct 31
BREAKING: Scientists are finding that mild afternoon dehydration plays a much bigger role in ADHD meltdowns, brain fog, and 5:00 PM rage than most parents realize. When hydration drops by even 2%, cognitive fatigue spikes and the prefrontal cortex loses its emotional brakes. Here is why ADHD brains are chronically dehydrated without knowing it—and how to fix it: 1/6
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@the_P_God23h
My wife: I’m over stimulated Me in the corner rage baiting her:
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They should give whoever made Cheez-Its a Baddies chain.
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Bam Adebayo is A'ja Wilson for Halloween 🔥
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@BattleRapBum20h
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Yesjulz (@YesJulz) profile pictureYesjulz
@YesJulzOct 31
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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one of the best Druski skits ever lmao
JD Vyvanse (@JD_Vyvanse) profile pictureJD Vyvanse
@JD_VyvanseOct 30
Just accepted a job offer as one of those black maintenance guys at the airport that walks and talks with his coworker all day
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I thought she was Kimbo Slice. SMH.
XO, ANTY (@XOANTY) profile pictureXO, ANTY@XOANTYOct 30
Gabourey Sidibe as Drake for Halloween is -SENDING- me! SHE IS SO FUCKING ICONIC! 😫😫🥹😭😭😭
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The baddie that Dennis Rodman always wanted to be has reincarnated as Angel Reese
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Taro@YuranagiiOct 30
I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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New update: this fairly odd built chick that’s been chasing me said she gonna hold me down but I know what it’s gonna cost me. Yall pray for me please 🙏🏽
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dray west⚜️ (@Captain_Hook504) profile picturedray west⚜️@Captain_Hook504Oct 30
Update: nobody at my job got paid this morning. If yall see me in public cross to the other side walk fr. Im trembling im so mad and broke 😭😭
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I really just watched Steph take Yax fade for him. And WIN. That shyt was scary. 😅
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Luka Doncic trying to guard Steph Curry
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TP (@OGxTP) profile pictureTP
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The internet is hilarious because You’ll watch an artist or creative with a very very small level of success talk like they have all the answers then next scroll is like Jimmy Iovine or Ezekiel Lewis saying “man we I’m still figuring this shit out” lmao
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JJ just closed his eyes and waited for it to be over 😭😭
BuffBoy 🦬 (@skobuffss) profile pictureBuffBoy 🦬
@skobuffssOct 31
Look at the Lakers bench 😭😭😭😭😭
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DO HIS BIG ASS 😤😤😤
Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) profile pictureHoop Central
@TheHoopCentralOct 31
STEPH CURRY COOKS LUKA DONCIC AGAIN NO WAY
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STEPH CURRY DROPS LUKA DONCIC OH MY GOODNESS. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@BattleRapBumOct 30
Ian Schwartzman (@Ian_Schwartzman) profile pictureIan Schwartzman
@Ian_SchwartzmanOct 30
Correction: Joe Budden is on Law & Order, tonight @ 10pm ET, on NBC.
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This how I got my first threesome 😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️
Hacienda Nápoles Hippos (@285Slim) profile pictureHacienda Nápoles Hippos
@285SlimOct 30
Why are you inviting a friend if somebody invited YOU out? Is everybody slow?
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Really one of them ones.
DJ R-Tistic (@DJRTistic) profile pictureDJ R-Tistic
@DJRTisticOct 30
Anderson Paak really is one of the most unique artists ever. Who else could make a fire project with a rapper like Cordae, along with a 70s Soul project with Bruno Mars? On top of his solo work and NxWorries. He’s different
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