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Patt

@TopherPatt

former stay at home dad with music opinions.

 Atlanta, GA
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Joined July 2009
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@apaji_xOct 31
BREAKING: Scientists are finding that mild afternoon dehydration plays a much bigger role in ADHD meltdowns, brain fog, and 5:00 PM rage than most parents realize. When hydration drops by even 2%, cognitive fatigue spikes and the prefrontal cortex loses its emotional brakes. Here is why ADHD brains are chronically dehydrated without knowing it—and how to fix it: 1/6
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@the_P_God23h
My wife: I’m over stimulated Me in the corner rage baiting her:
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Bam Adebayo is A'ja Wilson for Halloween 🔥
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@BattleRapBum21h
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@YesJulzOct 31
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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one of the best Druski skits ever lmao
JD Vyvanse (@JD_Vyvanse) profile pictureJD Vyvanse
@JD_VyvanseOct 30
Just accepted a job offer as one of those black maintenance guys at the airport that walks and talks with his coworker all day
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I thought she was Kimbo Slice. SMH.
XO, ANTY (@XOANTY) profile pictureXO, ANTY@XOANTYOct 30
Gabourey Sidibe as Drake for Halloween is -SENDING- me! SHE IS SO FUCKING ICONIC! 😫😫🥹😭😭😭
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Taro@YuranagiiOct 30
I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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New update: this fairly odd built chick that’s been chasing me said she gonna hold me down but I know what it’s gonna cost me. Yall pray for me please 🙏🏽
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dray west⚜️ (@Captain_Hook504) profile picturedray west⚜️@Captain_Hook504Oct 30
Update: nobody at my job got paid this morning. If yall see me in public cross to the other side walk fr. Im trembling im so mad and broke 😭😭
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I really just watched Steph take Yax fade for him. And WIN. That shyt was scary. 😅
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Luka Doncic trying to guard Steph Curry
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STEPH CURRY DROPS LUKA DONCIC OH MY GOODNESS. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@BattleRapBumOct 30
Ian Schwartzman (@Ian_Schwartzman) profile pictureIan Schwartzman
@Ian_SchwartzmanOct 30
Correction: Joe Budden is on Law & Order, tonight @ 10pm ET, on NBC.
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This how I got my first threesome 😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️
Hacienda Nápoles Hippos (@285Slim) profile pictureHacienda Nápoles Hippos
@285SlimOct 30
Why are you inviting a friend if somebody invited YOU out? Is everybody slow?
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Halloween champion
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☆@M0RFEINOct 30
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SON AYOOOOOOOOO😭😭
Roukshiesty🏆 (@BeenHim16) profile pictureRoukshiesty🏆
@BeenHim16Oct 31
Hold on the way that ref was holding Brunson was a lil sus😭😭
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POV: the funniest compilation video of aunties with their siblings child 😂🤣
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KC@keepupwithkc_Oct 31
Hi.
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I look too good. 🤭
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me with 4 minutes btwn zoom meetings: GO!!!!! 😭😭😭😭
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