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I hate chess. Free 🇵🇸

He/Him
Joined April 2022
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Actual Jose Mourinho retweeted
When Hikaru said he's top 5 he underestimated himself, he actually is top 4
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So Assaubayeva is not actually going to be in the WR thing final, which means Mariya qualifies in her place🤔 (they got her title right this time😲)
Replying to @Totally_NoOne
Well that is one more appearance narrowly missed🙂
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I intended on making my own version of this but 10 days later and I am not done lol
Classical only: 1. Sindarov 2. Abdusattorov 3. Carlsen 4. So 5. Praggnanandhaa 6. Caruana 7. Keymer 8. Giri 9. Firouzja 10. JvF 11. Wei 12. Arjun 13. Erdogmus 14. Tabatabaei 15. Yakkuboev 16. Sarin 17. Nakamura? So not top 5 imo but still top 20 and 3rd in the US
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They sent her to Jerusalem 😭💔😭 (📷Photo from 2018)
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Actual Jose Mourinho retweeted
Have I ever criticized Kylian Mbappe on the pitch Have I ever criticized Marc Cucurella on the pitch Have I ever criticized Aurelien Tchouameni on the pitch Have I ever criticized Dean Huijsen on the pitch
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Actual Jose Mourinho retweeted
BOARD 1 DOUBLE GOLD!! 🥇🥇 Congrats to Aleksandra Goryachkina on taking double gold on Board 1! 🥳🥳 🥇 ⬜️ GM Aleksandra Goryachkina (TPR: 2589) 🥈 🇬🇪 GM Nino Batsiashvili (TPR: 2568) 🥉 ⬜️ IM Polina Shuvalova (TPR: 2563) 📷: Mark Livshitz
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Happy birthday to Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, the seventh-highest-rated player in chess history! 🎂♟️ The French grandmaster achieved a peak rating of 2819 and won the World Blitz Championship in 2021. Wishing @Vachier_Lagrave a wonderful birthday and many more successes ahead! 🎉
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Actual Jose Mourinho retweeted
DEATH STARE IS BACK!!! 👀 After six months off, Aleksandra Goryachkina returns to crush an on-fire Polina Shuvalova! 😱 She had to break out of a very closed position! lichess.org/broadcast/41st-e… 📷: Mark Livshitz
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Actual Jose Mourinho retweeted
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He'd cry in public because he was called a thief and then go on and give an utterly shameless refereeing display like today's. La Liga 🤡🤡
THATS WHY BERNAL GOT RED CARD 🤯❌ nitter.cf/MediaPLi2/status/21115…
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"....and used to be a ‘Trumpist’" 💀💀💀
"There were invitations from Israel to a tournament. I flatly refused. I'd refuse now too. I have a firm principle" — Nodirbek Abdusattorov on Avoiding Israel rookreview.com/news/there-we… #chess
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Actual Jose Mourinho retweeted
While checking Ke2, may I advise Javokhir and especially his team, to not forget to check the lines with short castle as well!
Many astute observers have noted that @GMJSindarov and I are at the same hotel in Cyprus for the same dates, and they're questioning if I'm on Sindarov's World Championship Prep Team. While I'm not, I am advising him in a limited capacity about 2.Ke2. The OG prep was for an eventual WC match against Magnus, but as that won't be happening, the world deserves to have this prep in the open, so I'm sharing it. I've also heard that Magnus is sharing his 2.Ke2 prep with @DGukesh. Good Luck to Sindarov and Gukesh, may the best 2.Ke2 win!
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LOL most justified crashout ever 🤣
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I am just upset people watching other Leagues would just see the offence and be life "oh well that is a textbook red" without knowing the context of this league. 3 years of consistent obvious bias against the same player; never seen anything like this in my life
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Actual Jose Mourinho retweeted
🚨 VINI JR. ON IG!
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You'd never guess who this is about
Replying to @EndgameaiChess
He is not on the level of Carlsen or Kasparov. Maybe, that has something to do with his training approach
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When I reply demonstrating that someone's point is invalid and they just like my reply
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As part of a gimmick, I tried it for few days...No way it has 100,000 active users, my brother, I could barely get paired all the time💀
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La Liga president Javier Tebas says Manchester City should face the "most severe" sanction available under Premier League rules 🗣️
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Chess players would start Ig stories with "The Winner Takes it All" song in the background and then brandish a literal silver medal😭😭😭
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