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Ofc they didn't, Hans was there
"The US team didn't really have a realistic chance of gold at the Olympiad..." — Fabiano Caruana rookreview.com/news/the-us-t… #chess
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how i imagine yumeshippers
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Halloween just hits different 💀
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I don't care who wins the midterms, they are not MY president. #sellhansneimannintowhiteslavery
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I apologize for being freaky in his dms, Your Honor, but you need to know that I've been giggling and kicking my feet the entire time
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lets have a leaf on us and loaf with mama
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the ugly number 4 emoji is so satisfying to see, cook this chud!!
🇺🇿 Javokhir Sindarov (World Rapid #2) wins the 2026 Clutch Chess: Champions Showdown, his last tournament before the World Chess Championship match against Gukesh D, which starts in less than a month! 🥇 Sindarov 20.5 🥈 Praggnanandhaa 19 🥉 Caruana 16.5 4️⃣ Nakamura 12 Below is his spectacular win with Black against Nakamura: 2700chess.com/games/nakamura… 📸 Lennart Ootes / @STLChessClub
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When Hikaru said he's top 5 he underestimated himself, he actually is top 4
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I locked 30 socially incompetent people in a chess server 😱
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Hans Niemann I love you
Dream man: Fat A bit ugly Ran thru Sits around all day except when hes cheating on me 5ft5 Drug addict Doesnt pay rent Balding
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praise kink but i’m bad at everything
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"I would have destroyed them if the tournament was underwater!" -Hans, unprompted, as a reporter was walking by him. rookreview.com/hans-undereat… #chess
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“How clutch is Fabiano Caruana?”
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Фанаты Хикару против капли адекватности
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"Stop asking me, you- three people have asked me this already. I'm Praggnanandhaa." -Gukesh, when asked about his chances of beating Sindarov in the World Chess Championship. rookreview.com/news/vidit-on… #chess
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Xed, you're so stupid its insane. Posting shit about freeing Iran at the exact same time US is bombing it (because of its political interests, not to "protect" or "free" Iranians) is not woke
You do you ig, but Hikaru has never explicitly said anything that actively supports it- immediately assuming that tweet was in celebration of bombing and destruction, even with the context that he has an Iranian wife + extended family??
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hetslop uzbek chess vs yaoigem indian chess world championship
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