Quick Draw McGraw cause I'm just looking for my nut...Everybody den had a lil bit of that smut
Joke Blvd
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Doobie Tree retweeted
Dang. This is mad spot on
Snoop Dogg explained in 80 seconds why men stopped approaching women.
Do men not shoot their shot anymore because social media turned dating into a simulation?
Snoop says yes, and his reason is better than the usual “phones ruined everything” take.
In his era, getting with someone took real effort. You had to look at her, talk to her, get her to like you, and know her parents and how she moved. You had to get involved before you could get involved.
Now it’s a couple of pictures and a couple of lines, and people expect something real from a few typed words.
The part I found most interesting is his point about texting. A text gives you what he’s typing, not what he’s saying. “You look good today” can read as sweet or creepy depending on the mood of the person reading it. Text has no tone, face or feeling to go with it.
Approaching someone in person is hard on purpose. It makes you learn to read people, handle a no, and become someone worth talking to. When you skip that, you also skip what it would have taught you.
What he calls the cheat code ended up costing men the skill.
Doobie Tree retweeted
@Canelo is cold. I’ve always been a fan of cinnamon! Looking at his record and you can say what you want, he was taking a lot of fighters 0 from them. Salute champ it was a honor to share the ring with you champ.
Doobie Tree retweeted
The team behind ‘AMERICAN DAD’ have made a statement on the tragic passing of Sir Patrick Stewart.
“We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny.
Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.”
Doobie Tree retweeted
And this is one of the many reasons why there cant be a marvin gaye biopic
When Marvin Gaye married Berry Gordy’s sister Anna in 1963, the couple intended to raise a family. The problem, however, was Anna’s age — she was already in her forties at the time and unable to conceive a child. Gaye did not want to just adopt a kid, it was important for him to feel a biological connection to the child.
So Anna Gordy suggested they get another girl to birth the child for them. She then mentioned she had a fifteen-year-old niece, Denise Gordy. If Marvin impregnates her, the child will have a biological connection to both Anna as well as Marvin. So it was decided — I suppose Denise’s feelings mattered little.
Marvin Gaye and his wife groomed her teenage niece; he impregnated her, and when she was sixteen, she gave birth to his first son, Marvin Gaye III. The couple subsequently legally adopted the child and kept his true parentage from him.
And Marvin Gaye got away with it. He continued to to enjoy his fame for another decade or so until his own father murdered him inside their family home.
Doobie Tree retweeted
Tony Allen hears Jaylen Brown named among the NBA’s best defenders and immediately asks “Jaylen who?” 😭
Allen: “You could count on your hand who the defenders are in the league now. The Thompson twins, Caruso, Wallace, Dort, McDaniels”
Jennings: “Jaylen Brown”
Allen: “Jaylen who?”
Jennings: “Jaylen Brown”
Allen: “What Jaylen Brown”
Jennings: “You said the defenders”
Allen: “Jaylen Brown?”
Jenning: “From Philly. He got finals MVP”
Allen: “Have he ever been first team or anything? I might be wrong. I never scouted him like this”
OTM: “He has zero all defensive”
Allen: “Man, we got out the mud”
Doobie Tree retweeted
A man’s voice changing like this is more telling than tears imo
Charles Barkley and the guys give Ernie Johnson his flowers. This is a must watch.
(via @ohnohedidnt24)
Doobie Tree retweeted
“Are we trying to win or we trying to participate?” Bart Scott😂
Did you think he was only ruthless on the field? Nope- parenting too- he is putting the world on notice that he was not raising soft kids 😂
We are giving you notice too, might be one of the funniest conversations we’ve had- Full episode out now on @netflix #nfl #podcast #football #parenting @Realrclark25 @OfficialCrowder @FredTaylorMade
Doobie Tree retweeted
This is above Katt more of a sad clear indication of the literacy crisis in the community because the event was titled “Katt Williams Book Tour” and when you walked in, they handed you a book if the fear of reading didn’t kryptonite you niggas yall might’ve been able to hear him say some jokes throughout
Doobie Tree retweeted
I fucks w/ this HEAVY lefty.
🫱🏾🫲🏼
West Coast Rapper Lefty Gunplay was asked by Tony Yayo about not using the N-word.
Yayo-“You say you don’t use the N-word, explain that to me?”
Lefty - “I don’t speak like that, and I know it’s a respect thing to not come up to a black and use that word, it’s not in my vocabulary”
Uncle Murda- “ but out here it’s different, because we grew up with Latinos and we all together, in New York it’s different.”
Lefty - “but if he were to do that in prison…”
(🎥The Real Report/Tony Yayo/Uncle Murda/YouTube)
Doobie Tree retweeted
Yall called Boots a duck for offering Haney a fight at 152 when he hadn’t fought at 147 yet…this was cool…
But now Shakur the duck for requesting a catchweight at 145 when he never fought at 147 and HANEY is the one who issued the challenge!? 🤔
