Turner Haden

Coming out of Twitter retirement to say that Cuonzo Martin is the worst coach in America and should be fired immediately.

@BarstoolBigCat ESPN already chopping down the BBB. 2 points on 2 made FG, with 1 being a 3-pointer? No integrity these days.

@KFCBarstool MVMT promo code still work? And what is it again for 15% off?

you brought me out of Twitter retirement on this one. Kin Lin on 51st & Main. And it ain't even close.

@barstoolWSD yessir, we're good to go. Thanks man - see you at the Cell. Go Royals

@barstoolWSD my buddy was trying to buy, but getting "tix unavailable" message. Probably gonna be about 6 of us

@barstoolWSD are there Barstool at the Cell tix still available? Hoping we didn't wait too long.

@rustindodd your photo is a microcosm of the late-80s. Star being a respected news source, kU making Final Fours, & denim jackets being cool

@Phillips66Gas I don't look at my shoes when I tie my laces, and I sure don't need to look at the basket when I sink jumpers

.@ChaseDaniel

.@Phillips66Gas Bank Shot winner at Big 12 Tourney last year. Will you let me try to go for back-to-back this year?

@DAonCBS @stoolpresidente is there a link to this audio anywhere?

Yo @BarstoolBigCat is that @stoolpresidente or the lead singer from Fall Out Boy?

@CoachLVincent we got a party bus leaving from the Plaza at 330. Mizzou grads from '12 & '13. We're riding from HCGP. Welcome to join

Buddy hit the gym this AM and bumped into Mr. Clean getting in weekend mode @BarstoolBigCat @stoolpresidente

@cdotharrison ask him why he's such a tool

@JasonLaCanfora no Orioles playoff joke here. Just a laugh about Showalter's disdain for being seen with you in public. What a slob

@BarstoolBigCat check out this guy pop up from his bleacher nap when Crush Davis goes yabo

Gordo's doppelgänger, with slightly less-impressive forearms. #RoyalsLookALike @Royals