Turner Haden

Coming out of Twitter retirement to say that Cuonzo Martin is the worst coach in America and should be fired immediately.

.@ChaseDaniel

.@Phillips66Gas Bank Shot winner at Big 12 Tourney last year. Will you let me try to go for back-to-back this year?

Yo @BarstoolBigCat is that @stoolpresidente or the lead singer from Fall Out Boy?

Buddy hit the gym this AM and bumped into Mr. Clean getting in weekend mode @BarstoolBigCat @stoolpresidente

Gordo's doppelgänger, with slightly less-impressive forearms. #RoyalsLookALike @Royals

:12 mark slidin into DMs “@shawnyeezy: The bank is open tonight in Kansas City! #Bankshot #Big12MBB @Phillips66Gas nitter.cf/shawnyeezy/status/5762…”

What does one wear to a Nickelback concert at Sprint Center? Asking for a friend.

@patmac0 my source was completely blind-sided by this one. Bks_Plaza has let down The Lair. But I have a lead that Coach Sev is DC option.

Might make more sense to just buy a timeshare in Atlanta than to keep getting hotel rooms every year. #SECEastChamps

Need a video of someone at work wearing their Halloween costume getting fired. Dude in Superman outfit packing up a box of his desk supplies

Finally officially Uncle Chazz “@MLBFanCave: Love it! RT @MLBONFOX: This is so awesome. #WorldSeries #Game7 http://t.co/DYByoxfI1I”

.@SFGiants Not sure if you heard, but @Koreanfan_KC is coming back to KC for the World Series. @BrianMcGannon nitter.cf/Typical_Chazz/status/5…

Royals in the World Series got me like... Also #BringBackSungWoo nitter.cf/Typical_Chazz/status/5…

.@BrianMcGannon GIVE US THE GODDAMN PONTOON

STOP THE FIGHT, COACH SEV "@GoHawklets: Kiah Kintchen on a 2 yard run up the middle to make it 35-0 with 7:58 in second quarter”

Royals on the cover of Sports Illustrated? youtu.be/kRqp1camrwM @BrianMcGannon

Thank goodness for good Samaritans that collect phones from cabs at 3am #blessed