Late to the game and trying to get better in the Big Apple.
Upper East Side, Manhattan
Joined January 2025
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Going from a 20.6 to a 6.6 in 365 Days
Documenting my path from start to single digits in a year.
Upper East Side Golf retweeted
Republicans used to be cool. Now they cry on Fox News and claim that the people who gave them a mandate 2 years ago are just too stupid to understand how good things have been going under the current admin.
I have a goal of consuming 100 bowls of soup before year-end. Since last week, I’m at 11 soups. 89 to go. If I continue on current pace (3 per weekday) I should be in good shape.
Five hours?
“Who has five hours to hit a club into the ground and get mad at nature?”
Hannah Aslesen does (and so do we).
After spending her whole life playing hockey and basketball, the @standregolf comedian got bit by the bug, and is now a certified golf “sicko.”
This man is a demon. Literally evil.
This woman is similarly sinister. Not the outright evil that Zohran is, but nonetheless ruthlessly self interested at the expense of her constituents.
That anyone supports these two is a stain on modern education and media.
Bryson’s latest video just dropped
🚨❌📄 #NEW — The law firm representing the Bryson DeChambeau led players group in the LIV Golf bankruptcy case is reportedly winding down
Upper East Side Golf retweeted
When I moved here in 2013 the west village was for 90 year olds, celebrities, and fifth generation New Yorkers. It was super quiet and was the perfect place to get totally blazed and walk around alone feeling like you were in some gas lamp lit 1800s spooky New York. I’ll never forgive people for making it influencer line culture hell.
In Austin with my wife (from California, went to BC) and introduced the concept of, “The Average SEC Couple”
She is both flabbergasted and can’t help but notice them everywhere
People talk about NYC being dangerous - walking around downtown Austin feels like you’re in a zombie apocalypse
My sister was Office Manager of their NYC HQ for three months and didn’t see a dime.
Lawsuit. Calling Jackie Chiles.
🚨📄⛳️ #COURT DOCS — NEW LIV Golf bankruptcy docs revealed a plethora of information including
— A $6.3M retention payment to CEO Scott O’Neil in June 2026, just months before bankruptcy
— O’Neil appears to have been earning $214K a month ($107K bi weekly) in regular payroll earnings
— $9.4M (settlement + bonus) paid to Greg Norman in September 2025 almost a year after he had already left his role
— Listed under its assets & real property, LIV says they owned tons of website domains with anti-LIV descriptions
