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Nigeria
Joined December 2024
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Man united and Real Madrid Remontada
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This is the funniest tweet I’ve come across the entire week 😭😂😂
What my little cousins do when they see me instead of just saying hello😭😭
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Wetin put Haaland for this condition fit kpai Sesko 😂😂
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Best midfielder in the world no dey FIFpro xi 😂🤲
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3-3-4 just so that pessi will be in the squad 😂😂 And Raya as the gk is crazy 😭😂
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"Number of times the 3-3-4 formation has been used in footbal"
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Haven’t won a premier league game since August Next month is Christmas bro
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First half conceded after 2 minutes Second half conceded after 3 minutes
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BEING A UNITED FAN IS LIKE PAYING NETFLIX TO WATCH THE SAME TRAGEDY EVERY WEEK 😭😭
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This egbon na big fool 💔
I’ve been in Nigeria for six days now, and I can already see how wonderful it is. It gives me such peace of mind, and I feel happy every single moment I’m here. Things are not nearly as bad or as dangerous as they are often portrayed. You can easily manage your expenses and keep costs down. Electricity is still being improved, and road development is actively ongoing. I honestly believe we are still in a better situation than many other countries. Most importantly, the peace of mind you get in Nigeria simply cannot be compared to what you find in the Western world.🇳🇬❤️
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But on a real though Aston Villa are fucking shit, how do you bottle a 2 goal lead TWICE against this current United team
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Every United comeback begins with a Bruno penalty btw…
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Congratulations to me on 6.3k followers 🥳🎉❤️😍🥰 thanks to you all involved
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Lege see breast, he lost focus… 😂😂he even forgot the purpose of the show 🤣🤣🤣
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Bellingham is about to trend for the whole international break 😂
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As Manchester United fans, I genuinely believe that the day we'll finally start enjoying the Manchester United we've always dreamed of is the day the names listed below leave this club. Jason Wilcox Michael Carrick Dalot Dalot Dalot Bruno Bruno Bruno Bruno Mazraoui These names have brought us more misery than the government in my country. I'm tired. 😭
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I dey laugh when I see Small acct wey no dey FB How u won take grow ?
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We ain’t giving up never 👎
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Today it’s Fermín, tomorrow it’ll be Pedri, next week Rodri or Olmo. Every single day, a new comparison. King, you’re him! 😮‍💨🤍
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You're a finished club if Delap can put two goals past your defence a d hit a SIUUU celebration
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If not for alvarez, by now I would've Cooked up like 7 posts trolling barca
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