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Joined December 2024
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This is the funniest tweet I’ve come across the entire week 😭😂😂
What my little cousins do when they see me instead of just saying hello😭😭
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Michael🎭 retweeted
Wetin put Haaland for this condition fit kpai Sesko 😂😂
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"Number of times the 3-3-4 formation has been used in footbal"
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Haven’t won a premier league game since August Next month is Christmas bro
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First half conceded after 2 minutes Second half conceded after 3 minutes
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BEING A UNITED FAN IS LIKE PAYING NETFLIX TO WATCH THE SAME TRAGEDY EVERY WEEK 😭😭
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But on a real though Aston Villa are fucking shit, how do you bottle a 2 goal lead TWICE against this current United team
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Every United comeback begins with a Bruno penalty btw…
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Congratulations to me on 6.3k followers 🥳🎉❤️😍🥰 thanks to you all involved
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Michael🎭 retweeted
Lege see breast, he lost focus… 😂😂he even forgot the purpose of the show 🤣🤣🤣
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Michael🎭 retweeted
Bellingham is about to trend for the whole international break 😂
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As Manchester United fans, I genuinely believe that the day we'll finally start enjoying the Manchester United we've always dreamed of is the day the names listed below leave this club. Jason Wilcox Michael Carrick Dalot Dalot Dalot Bruno Bruno Bruno Bruno Mazraoui These names have brought us more misery than the government in my country. I'm tired. 😭
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I dey laugh when I see Small acct wey no dey FB How u won take grow ?
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We ain’t giving up never 👎
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Today it’s Fermín, tomorrow it’ll be Pedri, next week Rodri or Olmo. Every single day, a new comparison. King, you’re him! 😮‍💨🤍
🤖 Made with AI
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Michael🎭 retweeted
You're a finished club if Delap can put two goals past your defence a d hit a SIUUU celebration
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If not for alvarez, by now I would've Cooked up like 7 posts trolling barca
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So sad how billions of people are in the world but some of us are lonely and depressed 😔
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Michael🎭 retweeted
Alexis Sanchez Burger King merchant • 14/15 Szn: 35 g/a • 14/15 Szn: 30 g/a • 15/16 Szn: 27 g/a • 15/16 Szn: 13 g/a • 16/17 Szn: 45 g/a • 16/17 Szn: 24 g/a • 17 Half Szn: 12 g/a • 17 Full Szn: 29 g/a •TOTAL: 119 G/A • TOTAL: 96 G:A • Total Trophies: 22 • Total Trophies: 15 • Career: 307 G/A • Career: 269 G/A people confuse education with intelligence. you can have a degree and still be a Chelsea fan. 💀💀💀
I’m talking about hazard arsenal fans dey call Alexis Sanchez Shey God won punish una ni 😒😒
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“Naijashimadun” but you dey America 😂🤣
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