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A young chav lad just knocked on the door and said "Trick or Treat?" I said "What have you come as?" He said "A werewolf." I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes" He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?" 🙄
He hates him lmaoo
Erik ten Hag snoeihard over Cristiano Ronaldo👀
"Hij levert al 7 of 8 jaar niet meer. Vanaf Juventus was het klaar."
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Surely they’re looking in the mirror then?
🚨🗣️ - David Ornstein:
“Manchester United do NOT think Michael Carrick is the biggest problem here.”
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Proper envy Arsenal fans. Had it rough for 20 years and started challenging again. One day United will be back and I’m gonna be so annoying loll
This could’ve gone on for another half and Liverpool still wouldn’t score. Unreal defensive display from Arteta and Arsenal
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Haaland had enough of Enzo Fernandez.
Tired of making runs while his £127.5m CM kicks the ball at someone or off the pitch.
Man City fans are sick of him too, where are the fake Chelsea fans who defended him?
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The 2005 leveraged Man United takeover made the club an empty husk, bled dry by vulture capitalists. Becoming the weekly butt of everyone else's joke was accelerated by the equally hopeless INEOS-led front. Until that changes, anything else is rearranging the Titanic deck chairs.
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Imagine Real Madrid being almost in the relegation zone with just one league win by November and they sing the manager and players off 😂😂
