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senior software engineer @BujetiHQ

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined February 2011
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Your phone addiction is preventing you from reaching flow state.
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saw some old code that I wrote by hand
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me opening a repo i wrote by hand before cursor existed
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first mistake is allowing your system make the final decision in payment 😂 your system is only for reconciliation.
10:00 Payment created, expires 10:15 10:14:59 Customer pays 10:15:00 My scheduler marks it EXPIRED 10:15:02 Paystack’s success webhook arrives. The customer paid, but system says expired Do you reject webhook, reopen the payment, refund? What's your approach to solving this?
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patterns never lie in descendants. most times you just need to study people’s families.
Pastor Jimmy Odukoya married Oluwakemi Odukoya in 2013, and they have two children together. Today, he has remarried. Life goes on! Life no hard.
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bro, I just want to very cracked an engineer
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a lot of tech events without tech jobs every weekend, another tech summit. everybody is a speaker, nobody is hiring. 🫠 networking isonu...😮‍💨
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lol. I don die
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this is so beautiful
While in Tokyo I got a call from their Ministry of Foreign Affairs to share a birthday message to the EMPEROR OF JAPAN 😳 For those with no idea of my skills & think this cld be AI, pls Google to see where I repeated it live on TV. #QueenIfMars #international #thankyouGOD ✌🏾🥷🏽
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People go through trauma and express it through reckless drinking and drugs. Others build certain websites.
Mortuary Website Dashboard Overview
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Opay is definitely running crazy with innovation at this point. How do you suggest the person I’m sending money to just because I’m standing close to their account number written on a paper? They aren’t even using an Opay POS fgs.
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You will get an offer from a company you actually want to work for.
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i wish u niggas understood that there's always a better bitch.
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again, women that smell good >>>
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used this scope 2020-2023. i was getting all my jobs on Linkedin. right now, this thing doesn’t work anymore 😂
I and my friends used to look at this thing as "Bombing LinkedIn" We had a system to look for these companies on LinkedIn, head over to the people section and start bombing the people in the sector we wanted to work for in the company. We would bomb at least 30-40 persons, and most times because we didn't have LinkedIn Premium, there were some persons we couldn't reach. I used this exact system for just 3 weeks and landed my first ever full-time role in design, and about 2 weeks later a Ui/Ux full-time role as well. Till I later discovered Discord, Reddit and Telegram communities, and I left LinkedIn eventually.
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Layoffs everywhere and it's getting worse. Hey @grok, how many months does it take a software engineer to find a new job right now?
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Job security is the most important thing in the world right now. AI wan kill everybody.
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😂😂
They really want us to be in an interview loop cos nothing is stable atp
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They really want us to be in an interview loop cos nothing is stable atp
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you don't need next.js + vercel + supabase anymore - next.js → tanstack start or vinext - vercel → workers - supabase postgres → d1 - supabase auth → better auth on d1 - supabase storage → r2 - realtime → durable objects - redis → kv - background jobs → queues + cron triggers one worker, one bill, ~$5/mo
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