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a magician 🪄 🎩

Las Vegas, NV
Joined February 2011
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They hate it, and it gives me so much joy lol
Calling women “big money” so they can leave me alone >>>>>>
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Call my phone and say you need me babyyyy
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HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Shares in United Wholesale Mortgage fell by a record 49% Thursday, after the country's biggest mortgage lender announced a net loss of $452 million and suspended its dividend for the first time.” 👇🏼 bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Where’s that tweet that said republicans are dangling the Fauci keys to their low IQ people because they can’t show them any wins?
WASHINGTON (AP) — Senate committee votes to hold Anthony Fauci in contempt of Congress over refusal to answer questions at COVID hearing.
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw tells Americans struggling with high prices to "stop whining, get a job, eat Ramen." During his 7 years in Congress, Dan Crenshaw's net worth has increased by an estimated 65% to $1,340,000.
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Man accused of scamming NFL players found dead in pool. What we know: tmz.com/2026/08/06/mohamed-c…
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And of course....a Black man
Louisiana Republicans have blocked a man from receiving the $480,000 in compensation he is owed after being wrongly incarcerated for 42 years.
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Me: "I'm going going to play some soccer with the guys." Her: "Why are you packing your gloves?" Me: "It's complicated..."
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If the ball stayed still, it doesn’t look as believable. You want them to really think you, and the ball, will go right past them.
ジャブステップでボールを上に動かす理由は何なんだろう? ディフェンスに取られなようにするため?右ドライブをしやすくするため? ご存知の方いたら教えてください!
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Replying to @wavecheckers
when you hear somebody saying they tired cuz they just ran a marathon😂😂😂
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it doesn’t! need! to! be! profitable! it’s! for! the! public! good!
Replying to @naominlewis
The USPS loses 10 billion per year
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Not enough if he can still contact you
I hate my ex
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Niggaz 7’ and working on dribble moves. I would just be lifting weights, wrestling, and working on wide open top of the key 3’s. Miken Drills all summer, they playin
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They will bail out the major industries and pretend this never happened. Rinse & repeat.
So I'm just thinking out loud here but like. What happens when the majority of the population stops being able to afford the cost of living?
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that’s because there’s no white people in charge of shit over there
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He’s fighting a serious mental battle 😂 I’ve got so many questions
I still can’t believe that Floyd Mayweather sat courtside next to Jay-Z and Blue Ivy and started counting money from his bag 😭😭 That nigga is the richest loser I’ve ever seen.
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Tra Rags The Funniest Current Internet Comedian To Me Fasho
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There’s no reason left turns should be this inconvenient, Vegas is out of pocket for this
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This is skill, from the coach too
I could watch Whay Day dribble a basketball all day long…Past and Present 😭
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I don’t kno who need to hear this but don’t go to your kids school in a bonnet and booty shorts this year. Have some class
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