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Dallas, TX
Joined January 2008
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Nope, not for the Crown Jewels themselves. Send me to the tower. I don’t care.
Observe the rigorous health and safety standards used when cleaning the clock face of Big Ben on Westminster Palaces Elizabeth Tower in the 1980s. Not a bit of me if I'm honest.
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“Can't argue with the little things, it's the little things that make up life”
30 years ago today, The Simpsons first met Hank Scorpio (and Homer said goodbye to a shoe for the second time in his life). “You Only Move Twice” first aired November 3, 1996.
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Montgomery Burns will never stand for this.
A company planning to sell "sunlight-after-dark" has come under fire after demonstrating the concept in California 'Reflect Orbital' plans to use mirrors in space to light up areas with reflected sunlight
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Garand all the way. Elite look, iconic “ping” sound when you empty the mag, defeated Hitler.
LOL Idaho is voting on a state gun. This is the most Idaho thing I’ve seen
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Honestly I’d be fine with Kang or Kodos. Or even benevolent General Krull and his glorious new regime.
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Pretty bad, Mavs! Pretty bad!
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If there’s one thing I learned today, it’s that I always want my pilot to fly AROUND the storm, not over/through it. Make me as late as you need to, Captain.
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Literally took the 11 secret herbs and spices to her grave.
Malaysian pop singer and convicted murderer Mona Fandey is hanged in Kajang, Malaysia. She was 45. She declined a last meal, so her jailers gave her a bucket of KFC chicken.
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The pro move on Halloween is to go pick up the pizza yourself at Little Caesar’s while making one last candy run to Kroger around 4:30.
Delivering pizza was something that even pizzarias in the smallest random towns figured out literally decades ago. And @doordash enshittified it within a few years
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don’t even mean to sound fake deep stoner but the fact we exist in the age of the Supermarket is INSANE and not talked about enough … the mass ethical suspension of disbelief that u can access any food item imaginable from anywhere year round is CRAZYYY … we all live like kings
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Dante’s Purgatorio vs Dante’s Inferno
I guess my “ghosts in a blanket” get very uhhh tired in the oven 🤦‍♀️😂
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Cooper Flagg might already be an mvp candidate this season.
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NBA refs remain professional clowns.
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ハロウィンの「逆ビョーク」の仮装
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The last time Leo XIV voted was to elect a pope. This time he's voting for East Joliet Sanitary District Trustee Board At-large. May he discern wisely.
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This fearmongering is bizarre. Framing it in this peudo-military "72 hours" makes it sound terrifying for no reason. Yeah, have 3 or 4 days of food in your house. Did you buy groceries in the last week? Then you're fine. If full on alien invasion, you've got other problems.
Many public authorities currently recommend that citizens maintain emergency stockpiles inside their residences. Across several regions in North America and Europe, official agencies advise families to keep a reserve of water, food, and vital provisions to ensure self-sufficiency if critical infrastructure fails during an unexpected crisis. Specific duration targets vary significantly by nation. For instance, Canadian and French guidelines suggest preparing for a minimum of seventy-two hours, a standard closely mirrored by readiness advice in the United States which encourages stocking resources for several days. Other European countries advocate for longer preparation periods, with Sweden recommending at least one week of self-reliance and Germany suggesting ten days of food and liquids while noting that even a three-day supply offers meaningful protection. These precautionary measures address a wide array of potential threats, including military conflicts, severe weather anomalies, and hostile cyber operations capable of disabling societal networks. A single major event like a destructive flood, severe blizzard, or electrical blackout can simultaneously compromise multiple vital sectors. Consequently, roads often become blocked, commercial deliveries cease entirely, and residential areas frequently lose access to electricity or municipal water systems. Physical storefronts may become unreachable during these disruptions, and digital financial transactions or communications networks can experience widespread outages. Maintaining a residential reserve serves as a critical buffer, sustaining individuals until external assistance arrives or municipal infrastructure is fully repaired. Standard preparedness kits typically feature potable drinking water, non-perishable food items, necessary prescription medications, flashlights, battery-operated radios, backup power cells, and manual tools for opening cans. Families are urged to customize these kits to accommodate infant care, domestic pets, specific medical diets, and unique personal requirements. Importantly, these long-standing recommendations apply broadly to various systemic vulnerabilities and do not signal an impending global catastrophe. Most of this guidance reflects well-established civic policies rather than a sudden or newly coordinated international alert. The fundamental advice remains to build these provisions incrementally over time, store them in accessible locations, and routinely inspect them for freshness.
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Such a rare combination of gentlemanly honor and courteousness mixed with unbounded delight in self-effacing humor.
I can’t stop laughing. Listen until the very end of this. Rest in Peace Sir Patrick Stewart.
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