Had weird feeling answer to debt crisis would be centaurs. MT @samsteinhp: Reid, McConnell attempt "hybrid" solution http://huff.to/r3Da5e
Or Congress. "@daveweigel: Schumer also says deal would be easier to reach if Cantor wasn't in the room."
Social Security and the Powerball will merge, and if the crystal in your palm lights up, YOU WIN! #ifwedefault #logansrun #debt #debtceiling
Dear Netflix, the complex shifting economics of your business model led to a price increase that customers will complain about and accept!
The Cheesecake Factory will become The Cheesecake Wholesaler and will import all desserts from #China. #ifwedefault #debt #debtceiling #p2
Mailmen are replaced by federal prisoners, and federal prisoners replaced by members of congress. Actually not so bad this one #ifwedefault
Economy collapses, seniors wander streets in burlap, Goldman Sachs reports record profits/bonuses #ifwedefault @jaketapper @daveweigel @tpm
AMC's "The Walking Dead" will go on hiatus, because shooting will be disturbed by all the ZOMBIES. #ifwedefault #debtceiling #debt
"National Public Radio" is what we'll call the one loud speaker everyone gathers around to listen to riot news #ifwedefault #debtceiling
Potential Marcus Bachmann slogan? "I'm the President of Bachmann and Associates. But I'm also a client." @TPM @truthwinsout #bachmann
I guess Mitch McConnell hates peas. Oh and governing. He hates governing too. "@jaketapper: The Peas Stands Alone"
Matt Santos RT @daveweigel: Name a congressman who's had a bigger intellectual influence in 21st century politics than Ron Paul. Go.
Hey @chucktodd, both bases ARE trying to undermine the other. Not secretly. It's called politics. Watch @dailyrundown for more info.
"Mom, what's that?" "Oh, Timmy, that's a 'bank.' People kept money in there. Now it's just a good place to hide from bandits." #ifwedefault
So @SpeakerBoehner & @EricCantor are playing good cop bad cop, but the perp is America, they're both bad cops, and this is an analogy. #debt