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Joined August 2016
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"Underwhelming sex" brother I had sex with a Midwest girl and my dick and balls almost got ripped off
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-heaviest drinkers
-best pizza
-underwhelming sex
-best place to spend Christmas
-the women send you home with 26lbs of leftovers
-the men change your tire at 3AM (while calling you a dumbass)
Best people on Earth.
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Ohio with the least amount of comfortable weather days a year checks out. – at Urbancrest, OH
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Pat McAfee having an inmate kick a field goal for his freedom in the pregame show
Fort Hood shooter's firing squad execution will stream live for public viewing.
Exclusive details: tmz.com/2026/10/08/pete-hegs…
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you hear stories about how people win the lottery and it ruins their life, destroys their relationships, and ends up leaving them destitute. i want it known that would not happen to me. if i won the lottery id be very happy. it would easily work out well for me.
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We first wanted "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin but couldn't get the rights (too much $!) BUT "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" by "I. Ron Butterfly" ended up being so much funnier.
Sometimes budget concerns lead to extra creativity! Embrace that ethos.
31 years ago today, Bart Simpson pranked his church into singing “Inna Godda da Vida.”
#TheSimpsons episode “Bart Sells His Soul” first aired October 8, 1995.
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The U.S Public Health Service has begun using CIA spy technology from the 70s to detect tumors in women's breasts.
Doctors can now determine if a breast has a cancerous tumor.
And also, if it has been squeezed by a communist.
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We don't have Coke or Pepsi. All we have is The Moron's Soda
Oh. Is it good?
No. Why would it be good?
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they should add a Not For You tab. i wanna see what the algorithm thinks i’d hate
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meanwhile the dating app experience for most guys is just this + constant popups asking you for $30
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Just got robbed in China and the police asked me to describe what he looks like
