Which will protect my bicycle lights from theft best?
0%Wrap a condom around them
0%Cover them in gaffer tape
0%Slimy with vaseline
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Witnessed something incredible at the Amsterdam train station yesterday
Fat and loud American tourist was trying to buy a water bottle for €4.50
Threw a €5 bill on the counter and started walking away
""Keep the change man" said in a typical annoying Californian accent
"We don't do tips here. This isn't America" cashier responded
The American tried to leave again but luckily security blocked the exit
"You didn't get your receipt for tax purposes"
"What?"
Store manager appeared with a form
"Did you attempt to give our cashier extra money?"
"That's unreported income. He has to declare it now. Pay social contributions. It becomes €0.24 after tax"
The American was baffled
"Bro but in the US—"
"In the US, workers beg for tips because they're underpaid. Here, we pay living wages" manager swiftly interrupted him
They made him take his €0.50 back and quickly filed an incident report for "attempted tax circumvention"
This is what a properly functioning society looks like
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peace time: deploying fiber internet takes days per mile and will cost you $60k
war time: fiber internet is flying at you at 40mph for free. there's nothing you can do to stop it
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It's on Confluence. It's on Sharepoint. It's in the repo. It's in the network share. No not that share, the other share. Yeah, you have to get to that one by logging in to this virtual machine. It was shared in a Teams chat. Oh you're not in that chat, let me add you.
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Does google's Pixel phone have a special feature where it looks like an iPhone in reflections?
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BEAST GAME EPISODE 3 IS OUT NOW!
To celebrate, I'm giving away $100,000 total to 10 random people who like and retweet this post!
Go watch it here: amazon.com/beastgames
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Replying to @elonmusk
Please fix the ability to upgrade to premium. I've been trying to upgrade since monday. I'm not sure I want to spend $22/month with a company that doesn't have customer service readily available to handle technical problems. There's no point in putting effort into producing media nobody will see here. You won't stay #1 if the people don't feel like they have a voice here.
Will the US government announce a plan to go to Mars before March 2025? manifold.markets/OliverMatto…
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YouTube demonetized the TeslaBoomerMama channel (not that it ever was much, lifetime it was exactly $2,874.91), and I still have no clue why.
No problem, I'll just publish my videos exclusively on X now.
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Replying to @cb_doge
Hello Elon, @elonmusk
1. I would suggest the language barrier on X be removed, set a default language for each user. If I select English as my default language I should be able to read any content in English and if I set my default language as French any replies or post should be automatically translated to French, if this can be implemented the traction and traffic would be massive....Just give it a try boss!!
2. Regarding payment for subscription, why do I have to wait till the expiration date to pay? The *Pay Now* option should be there so I can pay or extend my subscription whenever I have funds at hand to pay, kindly consider adding the Pay Now option for all subscriptions
Kindly retweet till it gets to Elon.
Cheers
T.M
I want to know more about the innards of the supercharger's... Do you still use smaller inverter modules that get dynamically switched between which stalls they connect to?
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Replying to @wholemars
Hi Omar, please spread this interview with a former Tesla FSD employee, it is in Chinese but it has subtitles, it has many insider information regarding to Tesla FSD. I don’t see this interview being discussed in the English tesla community. youtu.be/XsfzjalMpLo?si=tavR…
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Train Vs Giant Pit!
Curious to see if we can replicate the results we got on our last video!
Train Vs Giant Pit
We tested the craziest experiments!
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)
I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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All of the unit weight prices are wrong at @AldiUK. They seem to be based on 2022 prices. Staff at the Hatfield AL10 store said there was no known issue with the tags and they are programmed by head office. These are essential for comparing prices of similar products
I know you don't have to, but it would be nice if @elonmusk would release the X/Twitter financials anyway so we could see the impact of all the great work you've done on the bottom line.




















