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I Am Your Friend

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the nicest X person in the world

Joined June 2021
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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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Mr. S.T.A.R.
@favelaoverlord29 Sep 2025
started christianity and weightlifting. starting nofap in 1/2 months. wish me luck boys
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@250YearsAgoLiveOct 29
23-year-old Jemima Wilkinson emerges from a stupor caused by Columbus Fever and declares that she has not survived, but that she has been reborn as an arcangel named “Publick Universal Friend.”
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@25YearsAgoLiveOct 29
A 19-year-old Virginia man named Christian Chandler has been fired from his job at Wendy’s after a bizarre incident in which he impersonated Disney character Donald Duck and frightened customers.
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Rabbi Shmuley
@RabbiShmuleyOct 29
Antisemites hate Jews because we have always had the best sex and because Judaism celebrates the erotic, passionate, electrifying connection between husband and wife. But - don’t borrow! - my new book. You will not be able to put it down. It is a Paige-Turner, it’s healing, it’s informative, and it’s electrifying
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yogurt@ajfolivia4Oct 28
no thanks pinterest
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had another edible purely because im hungry
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Un americain qui croise un japonais dans une école (Les deux ont les mêmes cibles mais differentes intentions)
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@gabefollowerOct 28
Kane Parsons, the director of Backrooms, revealed that he is currently working on three dream projects that he cannot speak about while wearing a Valve hoodie. He has said that the Portal games influenced some of his ideas in previous projects, and making a movie based on them is his ultimate dream project. Despite being only 21 years old, he visited Valve's office multiple times during the last year.
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Mr. Turtle
@TheMisterTurtleOct 25
Checked his early life on Wikipedia. … he’s Jewish.
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@PolymarketOct 25
BREAKING: Former IDF chief Gadi Eizenkot projected to become Israeli Prime Minister after Tuesday’s election, replacing Netanyahu. 52% chance. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/IsraelPM
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ItsJustJohn@ItsJustAJohnOnXOct 24
Replying to @OutlawVaporwave
The entire ideology is vile and rooted in deception, pedophilia and predatory behavior. They groom and indoctrinate the vulnerable youth through exposure to their degeneracy & treat detransitioners how a cult treats it's outcasts/escapees. Evil. #AbolishTrans
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@barbarismcritOct 24
I regret to inform you that there is a Yiddish parody of this song called “You Are A Goy” which i will using in perpetuity
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this is hila klien's breakup anthem
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my uncle forgot how to pee for like a year
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Leopold Von Sacher Masoch@Umic5syOct 21
"STALIN WASN’T A FASCIST" Okay explain this
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ThreeOceanid 🇵🇭@ThreeOceanidOct 22
Replying to @AlexisuwuAlexis
@AlexisuwuAlexis
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Not a Communist at all but this quote is too good to not be posted: "'My hemorrhoids affectionately greet your penis." -Frederick the Great, to Claude Étienne Darge, July 1750
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@JezCordenOct 17
The Daily Mail very competently speculates that "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim," is to blame for a man climbing into a tiger pen and getting mauled to death at a UK zoo recently. Owing to the fact it features "large sabre cats."
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