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Tubal-Cain retweeted
Farage on #BBCBreakfast: “If Andy Burnham becomes PM we need a General Election, no mandate!”
Sally Nugent: “Do your MPs who defected from the Tories have a mandate?”
Watch the chancer’s face as his own logic gets rammed straight back down his throat. Pure gold.
This is the exact line every interviewer should use on him from now on.😂😂😂
RT if Sally Nugent deserves a medal 👇👇👇👇
Tubal-Cain retweeted
I thought she didn't like anything Nigerian made but I can now confidently spot one here. Proudly made in Naija! Just that the more dramatic editions like loading a bus on the move at Cele busstop, frying akara by the street corner, and open air corn roasting may not be available for the British viewing public. Stay tuned!
Tubal-Cain retweeted
Is This Plausible?
I am Morgan Macsweeney
I am Chief Of Staff to the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
I hold a top-secret security clearance
I own a mobile phone
I use this phone to conduct Government Business
I use this phone to message with Lord Mandelson
My phone is tracked by GCHQ
There are protocols for officials using personal phones to conduct Government business
My communications are monitored to ensure they are not intercepted
My phone is "stolen" a month after Lord Mandelson is sacked
The police do not investigate
The phone is not tracked down
The police are too busy to track down the phone the most senior member of the Prime Minister's team - someone with a top-secret security clearance
I do not contact my service provider to block the stolen phone
I do not consider asking GCHQ to do this as a national security priority
I do not ask for a replacement sim
I do not buy a new phone
I do not activate my new phone with the new sim
I do not log-in to my Google account
I do not select "Restore"
I do not download WhatsApp
I do not recover my messages
Nobody, ever, who had their phone stolen was ever able to get their messages back.
@UKLabour
@Keir_Starmer
DO YOU THINK WE ARE ALL STUPID?
It is the cover-up that will take you down
Tubal-Cain retweeted
With Starmer’s time as PM running out he is going to make all the appointments he can, including Margaret Hodge as head of Ofcom. This reactionary project has always been about corroding the institutions of the British state so that they serve a tiny group of psychopathic billionaires & their corporate interests. Starmer will be well rewarded with a multi million dollar job once he’s been dumped out of Number 10
Tubal-Cain retweeted
No, the BBC is not respected internationally. Please stop repeating this lie to yourself.
It’s the parasite you didn’t know you had.
Tubal-Cain retweeted
Crikey. The deputy prime minister of the UK has admitted she doesn’t understand how tax works. I wonder what else she doesn’t understand.
