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Pupster learned a new trick today
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thinking about ways to be silly
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If Mexico decides to declare war on the UK because of this Great British Bake Off Mexico week, I think we should provide the Mexican government with $10 Billion in military aide
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Disney Channel KNEW how tf to do a Halloween episode
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whoever normalized $65 hoodies & $80 sweatpants needs to be jumped
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Parties r funny cuz everyone think they important n literally no one is
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“covid coming back” bitch where did it go 😭
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I wonder if Gen Zs watch Maury when they miss school? Or that was just us ?
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NYC influencers think they are so special, and why??? Anyone can make living in NYC look cool. Go influence in like Missouri or something, then I will be impressed.
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So absurd that anyone was ever convinced a mom collecting welfare was hurting them more than a billionaire making workers pee in bottles.
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me after losing over a year of my life to the pandemic
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deff getting worried about all these covid variants, if college taught me anything once u start seeing greek letters everywhere u need to run
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everyone knows that emotionally the day ends at 330
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asking a hot girl with IBS why she’s running late is a HIPAA violation
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if you go to Trader Joe’s with a list you want to see yourself fail. you gotta let the spirit of Joe guide you through the store
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IM NICKI MINAJ NICKI LEWINSKY NICKI THE NINJA NICKI THE BOSS NICKI THE HARAJUKU BARBIE
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