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Invests in TSLA & SPCX. Homeschooling 2 kids, Business owner, Slow Marathon Runner, training for an Ironman 70.3 Hanes City Dec 2026 & Ironman Ottawa Aug 2027

Canada
Joined November 2010
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Everyone is talking about $TSLA & $SPCX at a $500/share merger. @elonmusk has consistently praised @ARKInvest modeling around $TSLA as being the most accurate. But if we simply work ARKinvests discounted share price backwards we are supposed to have a BEAR case fair value between $1300-$1800 TODAY! So are you really willing to give up your shares for $500 and voting control for such a discount just to merge with a company you can already buy on the open market? According to ARK’s June 2024 model ($2,600 expected value by end-2029), the implied fair value today (Oct 26, 2026) is roughly $1,300–$1,900, depending on the discount rate. And using their latest model that was released a week ago. Rough range for the expected value: about $1,400–$2,700 today, depending on the discount rate used. The bear case discounts to roughly $1,300–$1,800, and the bull case to roughly $1,950–$2,800 in the same rate range.
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42 days until my first Ironman 70.3. Today's brick workout. 2450 calories burned 270g of carbs
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A while back after the marathon in May I challenged myself to drop 20 pounds from 195 pounds to 175 by the end of the year and it's too late to cut before the IRONMAN in Florida so it looks like I failed in that goal as I am around 191 pounds still... Or did I... Today I did back to back skin fold caliper test by Team Youphoric Stephen Daniele and I immediately drove over to get a DEXA scan for comparison and Stephen was able to give some great insight & advice as always. I am super proud to see that I went from 35-38% Body Fat to the 25-29% body fat range when blending both tests. DEXA says from May in 6 months I managed to shed 11 pounds of fat and gain 6.5 of lean muscle Skin fold says in 13 months I shed 32 pounds of fat and gain 13 pounds of muscle. What surprised me the most is how I dropped so much fat while simultaneously gaining muscle 💪🏽 especially while only doing endurance sports. So I'd say I didn't entity fail in my goal 😅 Next year while training for the full IRONMAN in Canada should bring on some even larger changes.
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Just an update on @michaeljburry assuming he is still holding. Tesla short announced June 30 at $416 Now ~$405 → ~2–3% profit. LULU got crushed post earnings. Sold LULU / bought DECK (Oct 5) and plans to buy back after the 30 day tax loss wash: LULU was ~$91–93 when he sold. Now ~$110 → up ~18% (he missed this bounce). DECK was ~$80 when he bought. Now ~$83 → up (~3%) I want everyone in the stock market to make money except for Tesla short sellers.
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👀🚨 UPDATE: Police confirm the victims of the violent home invasion in Toronto this morning, a father & his 2 daughters, were shot by a group of armed home invaders who smashed their way in via a backdoor. The mother also sustained serious injuries after being hit with a hammer
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Saturday's Tri-Brick #Ironman training ramp up. Trying to not overdo it.
1 year anniversary of getting my shit together and become a better role model for my kids. Today I registered for an Ironman 70.3 Triathlon in Florida in December. Race Distances Swim: 1.9 km in open water Bike: 90 km on a road course Run: 21.1 km half marathon Grand total 113km Do hard shit.
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Dr. Jack... We know what's up 😎
100000% agreement.
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If this merger were to happen between $TSLA and $SPCX I want to know if @elonmusk who would retain majority control of the new entity would commit to never taking the new company private. Share this if you dare.
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100000% agreement.
All eyes are on the shiny new thing . . . $SPCX. After ~5 long years of holding $TSLA and record low retail ownership, I believe that this is when $TSLA is going to rip. I could be wrong of course. The earnings call today will be telling. The most ironic outcome is most likely.
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Everyone I talk to just got used to seeing crockpot all the time lol
Thank me later, Grok Bot for iOS and voice dictation users!
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F.02 Decommission
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Tesla has introduced a new form that you can fill out if you are interested in purchasing a fleet of Cybercabs: Form: tesla.com/robotaxi/interest
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Grok @bot will take $SPCX over $200 in a flash. This is the moment in Agentic AI for the masses.
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Long term this is like buying the stock and shorting it at the same time. 🤦‍♂️
AV market share globally in 10 years: $TSLA 40% 🥇 $uber's network of 20 partners 35% 🥈 Waymo: 15% 🥉 Long tail (outside of the uber network): 10% Uber and Tesla are generational buys at under $100 and under $400, respectively IMO
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Grok Bot 1 ad every 8th post on Instagram Tesla 0 ads on Instagram Can't say I'm happy about that.
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Hey @tesla_na we need these protection plans available in Canada 🇨🇦
Tesla raises wheel & tire protection prices as Cybertruck windshield plan gets cheaper driveteslacanada.ca/news/tes…
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I was there for 10/10 can I get an invite please 🥺 I promise to be good
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lmao 🤣 ☀️ 🆙️🚀
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Tesla announced that Cybercab is launching for the public and people are selling their $TSLA stock... LMAO Thank you for the cheap shares.
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