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UK
Joined October 2009
The cruel wildfire alert ending the complete week of absolute hell
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IM SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Beautiful bit of cool air coming through my window
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The Met Office has issued an ā€œextreme heatā€ weather warning. Parts of the UK are expected to reach temperatures as high as 38°C across the next few days.
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No-one: Bebe Rexha:
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Today becomes the UK’s hottest day during May in recorded history at a high of 35C. The record was previously broken yesterday on May 25th, with a high of 34.8C.
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Beth and Eric had best get the kettle on - we're heading back to Latimer Crescent for a brand new full series of Two Doors Down! More info āž”ļø bbc.in/3P3BYXD
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The song of the century is coming
New Religion coming March 6th.
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British singer Jane McDonald pledges to do her country proud as she gets ready for her highly-anticipated halftime show at the Super Bowl in Seattle. ā€œExpect all the hits and a few surprises,ā€ she beamed
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I collapsed. Our beautiful Kim
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The cruel clock hands are spinning back to the bleak doom of winter
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I would be dead if the M&S food hall didn’t exist
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🚨 Rita Ora is still flogging her shite Primark clobber to the masses. The Rita wigs plonked on the mannequins kill me
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The cruel emergency alert looms
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Everyone get out get out we’ve all had the emergency alert get o-
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Waking up to the news of Ms T Swift’s return. I don’t need this
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Live laugh abysmal
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Obsessed with Claire Sweeney summing up our Kim Woodburn
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I’m literally shaking. Our beautiful Kim Woodburn. Fly high my dorlin, her impact on Twitter and British pop culture especially should be studied. A British legend.
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