@_StudioCelia
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A complete human just as you! Lover of cats. Leo โ Art Enthusiast. Farmer.
lol Mafo
Joined January 2020
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Celia Farms ๐งโ๐พ retweeted
At 32 I was editing Papa Ajasco and Super Story, trying to become a director.
One night officers who had been drinking shot me through my car. I am 47 now. The hand is dead. I edit with my left hand for $10 and $20 so my children can eat. I won in court.
The police have ignored the judgment since 2015. The officerโs name is in their own report. Ayuba Philip ID 257745.
Please tag em until @TunjiDisu1 & @CspIniedu see this impunity. Thank you
punchng.com/drunken-policemaโฆ
THIS IS WHY I LIKE HOW I DO MY DEALS WITH WOMEN. IF YOURE NOT FUCKING, GO HOME IF YOURE COMING, KNOW THAT I WANT TO FUCK YOU, IF YOURE NOT OKAY WITH IT, DONT COME.
VERY SIMPLE LIFE.
Men are hilarious ๐ A man spent unsolicited money on me for almost a year trying to get between my legs. It didnโt work, so we became friends.
Now he keeps asking me to invest in his businesses or buy him things. Sirโฆ are you trying to recoup your investment? ๐ญ๐
I didnโt ask you to spend it in the first place. WHO BE FOOL?
Celia Farms ๐งโ๐พ retweeted
Campaigning for a second term with โI willโ instead of โI haveโ has to be a joke.
Celia Farms ๐งโ๐พ retweeted
You can only control a child, when he grows heโll choose his path. This applies to every aspect of life. Career. Religion. Morals. Everything. Adulthood as an agency affords him total freedom to decide what he wants.
Celia Farms ๐งโ๐พ retweeted
I hope you find a befitting opportunity but I'll pay 50K for your next photography gig.
Find someone and shoot for free.
Is it possible for 19 more people to join me in doing the same?
We raise 1M for him - and he spends the rest of the month shooting people for free. ๐
You didn't say or do anything to build trust but expected him to hand over his 2m? Someone that managed to save up 2.5m isn't financially educated. Isn't saving part of financial education?
Financial education is something every adult should have.
This keke guy told me he has 2.5M naira in his savings.
I asked him for how long would the money be in his account before heโd need it?
He said he wants to complete the money 5M then use it to buy a land.
So I made a proposal to him.
Give me 2M from that money then after 6Months I will pay you 2.4M.
This means I will pay you 400K monthly!
This means you would make 400k from the 2M in 6months, instead of just keeping it in your account.
This young man didnโt even think about it.
He just said NO and changed the topic.
Make I kill person daughter for same things I can do for myself and by myself.
Celia Farms ๐งโ๐พ retweeted
Ghana lost 4-2 and the timeline was unusually quiet. I wondered why our Nigerian brothers werenโt bantering us, so I checked their scoreโฆ 3-0 down. ๐ญ๐
Now I understand. Thereโs a reason weโre not bantering each other. ๐
You were doing well at a point, thats why you opened more outlets. Things became bad and you had to close some outlets because of underperformance. Still buttressing his point.
I closed underperforming locations during a turbulent period. The remaining ones are more profitable than they were 3 years ago with wider footprint.
Next time you want to talk business, start by taking off that replica Cartier. Some of us actually sell the original.
I run businesses in a real economy. You run commentary. Different jobs!
Stay in your lane. ๐๐พ
Liver failed you๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
At a private dinner in Paris yesterday evening with His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, whose bold and forward-thinking reforms have put our economy firmly on a path of sustainable growth.
The results are increasingly evident top Nigerian companies now included on the FTSE Russell Frontier 50 Index, the NGX at historic highs, increased foreign direct investment and renewed economic confidence, a unified and more stable foreign exchange market, foreign reserves standing strong at about $55 billion, and so much more.
I remain proud of you, Mr. President! ๐ณ๐ฌ
โฆF.Ote๐ฒ
Celia Farms ๐งโ๐พ retweeted
When I say these people don't know how to give good advice. Even in a seemingly "good" advice they always twist it with a one side agenda ๐
Celia Farms ๐งโ๐พ retweeted
Why are you ending the sentence with "he" not "they"? Don't marry a "broke" person, they are both poor, but in your mind he is the only one that is broke...lol... We all know what we are doing ๐๐
Don't marry someone that you know both of you will struggle financially.
Don't marry a broke person, and I'm not trying to broke shame anybody.
Two broke people getting married is like two AS getting married.
It won't affect you much
It's your children that would pay the prize.
If he's poor, please say no for the sake of your children.
Celia Farms ๐งโ๐พ retweeted
the idea of mobilising diaspora capital for infrastructure is commendable.
But I donโt understand why a prayer gathering has to be presented as the opportunity cost.
These people didnโt gather because Nigeria lacks investment opportunities. They gathered to practise their faith.
The same person can attend NSPPD today, buy government bonds tomorrow, invest in Nigerian businesses and still send money home.
Diaspora remittances to Nigeria were about $21.8 billion in 2025 alone, according to CBN data.
Worship and capital formation are not competing uses of the same human being.
Build the investment vehicle. Make the economics attractive. Nigerians will decide whether to invest.
But we donโt need to turn every successful religious gathering into โimagine if this money went to bla bla , think pieces .
